SAS HALO Course Cert... Coming to a Walt near you...

#4
But he has made about £700 out of flogging dodgy photocopies of bogus certificates to the 'Pte Goldens' of this world.

Very enterprising.

As they say, EBay parts stupid people from money they shouldnt have in the first place.
 
#7
Fcuk me now i have seen it all. Medals/socks/smocks i can just about take with a shake of my head in sadness.

This takes the prize as the waltiest of fcuking walty things. I'm with Facey Romford, Apocalypse Now has just finished and i'm off to bed.
 
#9
I am approaching 51 but I'm still nails. The bloke in the chippy thinks I am too (but mostly because he's 16, ginger and spotty, and I'm usually drunk when I slur out my order for my Friday night pudding & chips).

Would a letter from him give me a bye through selection?
 
#10
When is ARRSE going to get into this business of parting walts with their money?

I know a similar thing was done on the 49 Para thread, but this looks like easy money. Put any old cr@p on ebay, mention 'them' and wait out for 1 (Civ) Airsoft Bde to open their wallets.

I reckon half a dozen racing spoons, a few used 6" long pieces of 'identity obscuring' black and nasty, and a floppy jungle hat would get enough notes in to pay for the majority of us to go to the Army v Navy Rugby match.
 

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#11
I have got a Banner Permenant Marker that might have been used by "them". Any offers?
 
#12
linemanloz said:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290083552569#ebayphotohosting

Can't say I really blame the bloke selling them. Parting Walt's from their money isn't the worst exploitation of idiots I can ever say i've seen.
Putting the army's crest on paperwork without permission is serious law-breaking.

The fact he's also representing other MOD / Regt arm of service badges on there as well means he should be shopped to Whitehall RIGHT NOW! This law-breaking cnut is getting away with something the MOD are clamping down on! GRRRRR.
 
#13
B_AND_T said:
I have got a Banner Permenant Marker that might have been used by "them". Any offers?
50p inclusive of P+P

We cant bloody get em where we are... 'Oh we've spent the stationery budget..'

:shakefist: :pissedoff:

Has it got black tape over the writing along it's side?

:plotting:

The missus just said
'Oh you could get one of those certs for your Brother...'

:meditate: :shakefist: :shakefist: I am currently biting my lip to prevent expletives emitting...
 
#15
Looking at the second one service number 245... Cpl Roberts. Cert dated 2003. Must be one of the oldest Cpls in the British Army! And must have an even slower career progression than I have... ..either that or someones fibbing...
 
#16
I think that Arrse should do a limited run of 49 Para selection certs. Limited to say.......500 at £5.00 a pop for the site.

Walts, and we are talking the higher echelons, would kill for the opportunity to possess a real pass chit for the roughest, toughest bunch of sick special individuals that have trodden God's green earth!

What say all of you?


fastmedic
 
#17
fastmedic said:
I think that Arrse should do a limited run of 49 Para selection certs. Limited to say.......500 at £5.00 a pop for the site.

Walts, and we are talking the higher echelons, would kill for the opportunity to possess a real pass chit for the roughest, toughest bunch of sick special individuals that have trodden God's green earth!

What say all of you?


fastmedic
Whoa - I was in 49 Para and wouldn't like to think that you could just buy the end-of-course certificate.
 
#18
DPM_Sheep said:
I will need name, rank, number, date course was taken and C/O's name unless you want it blank, let me know. The frame is not included.
I did get up this morning, right? I didn't just dream that?
You can't make that stuff up i'm afraid.....even though its so hard to believe.
 
#19
Victorian_Major said:
fastmedic said:
I think that Arrse should do a limited run of 49 Para selection certs. Limited to say.......500 at £5.00 a pop for the site.

Walts, and we are talking the higher echelons, would kill for the opportunity to possess a real pass chit for the roughest, toughest bunch of sick special individuals that have trodden God's green earth!

What say all of you?


fastmedic
Whoa - I was in 49 Para and wouldn't like to think that you could just buy the end-of-course certificate.
My humble apologies VM,

The commercial greed had me in it's grasp......I shall fall on my limited edition light sabre, courtesy of 5th Heavy Underwater Artillery Regt.


fastmedic
 
#20
fastmedic said:
courtesy of 5th Heavy Underwater Artillery Regt.

You've been had. 5 (Hy) Regt RA (Underwater) was the proposed amalgamation between 5 (Miserable) Regt RA equipped with Prance and 16 (Anti-Submarine Warfare) Regt RA - so called because they splashed all their Rapier on firing camps. The amalgamation never happened. Your lightsabre is therefore either worthless or rarer than rocking horse poo - my guess is somewhere in between.
 

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