Sarcastic comments

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  1. Just here sitting of things to do, and thought about some of the best sarcastic comments i have ever heard such as

    I am filled with so much appreciation i almost passed out

    Let me look in my bag of sympathy, whoops its empty!


    So what are some of your favorites?
     
  2. lets check my givafcukometer (holds out arm) - nope, not a flicker!

    Rincewind
     
  3. Is this the face of a person who gives a shite?
     
  4. Do you have a mirror, I want to see if I look like a give a fcuk?
     
  5. Can you hear that? (finger & thumb rub together) - That is the smallest violin in the world playing a tune JUST for you.

    Here's 20p - now go and ring someone that gives a fcuk.

    Sympathy? Do you know where to find it? Look it up in the dictionary - somewhere between sh1t & syphylis (sp).

    Fcuk you and the horse you rode in on.

    I don't care whether you think this IS the face of concern - it isn't.
     
  6. off the top of my head...

    "well that went well didnt it, sir"

    "did you need training to get like this or did it come naturally"

    "do you think you can get any slower or do you need to think about it for an hour"

    "are u adopted or is being a c*** a family trait"

    "when god was handing out <insert word here> were you off w@nking*
     
  7. I think thou never wast where grace was said.


    8)
     
  8. I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
     
  9. What am I, fly paper for fcukwits?

    You, young man, are depriving a village somnewhere of an idiot.

    Never mind, Sir, you are good for morale
     
  10. And your winey assed opinion would be????

    mmmmm Nice perfum did you have to bathe in it??

    Did the Aliens forget to remoeve the probe????
     
  11. I like talking to you - it's no strain on the intellect. :wink:
     
  12. Funny thread. Yeah, right.
     
  13. Got a plaster?
    cos my heart is bleeding
     
  14. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    Essexbob!

    Is that a name or a blonde's haircut?














    p.s. Sorry - couldn't help it. :wink: [/b]