Sarcastic comments

#1
Just here sitting of things to do, and thought about some of the best sarcastic comments i have ever heard such as

I am filled with so much appreciation i almost passed out

Let me look in my bag of sympathy, whoops its empty!


So what are some of your favorites?
 
#4
Do you have a mirror, I want to see if I look like a give a fcuk?
 
#5
Can you hear that? (finger & thumb rub together) - That is the smallest violin in the world playing a tune JUST for you.

Here's 20p - now go and ring someone that gives a fcuk.

Sympathy? Do you know where to find it? Look it up in the dictionary - somewhere between sh1t & syphylis (sp).

Fcuk you and the horse you rode in on.

I don't care whether you think this IS the face of concern - it isn't.
 
#6
off the top of my head...

"well that went well didnt it, sir"

"did you need training to get like this or did it come naturally"

"do you think you can get any slower or do you need to think about it for an hour"

"are u adopted or is being a c*** a family trait"

"when god was handing out <insert word here> were you off w@nking*
 
#9
I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
 
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#10
What am I, fly paper for fcukwits?

You, young man, are depriving a village somnewhere of an idiot.

Never mind, Sir, you are good for morale
 
#11
And your winey assed opinion would be????

mmmmm Nice perfum did you have to bathe in it??

Did the Aliens forget to remoeve the probe????
 
#16
X-Inf said:
Essexbob!

Is that a name or a blonde's haircut?


Nah its a translation of the Jockenese for:
I am the best looking guy you have ever seen in a uniform you c*nt
regards

Bob











p.s. Sorry - couldn't help it. :wink: [/b]
 
#17
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but........ I don't like to take on an unarmed man.

OR

Your generosity is exceeded only by your beauty..... you ugly c**t!!

:roll:
 
#19
You look like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.


You look as if you have been dipped in glue and thrown through the colourboys' door.
 

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