Sarah Palin porn flick - out soon

#2
I'd really like to see the facial scene. Her face screwing up waiting for the load, her religious-right shame and self-loathing fighting a losing battle for control of her expression with her naked unbridled lust for anything that'll get her closer to Vice-Presidential power.

Hopefully, she'll take it in the ass as well. The US public have been for the last 8 years, seems only fair.
 
#3
smartascarrots said:
I'd really like to see the facial scene. Her face screwing up waiting for the load, her religious-right shame and self-loathing fighting a losing battle for control of her expression with her naked unbridled lust for anything that'll get her closer to Vice-Presidential power.

Hopefully, she'll take it in the ass as well. The US public have been for the last 8 years, seems only fair.
How long until Blair and Brown release their own film?
 
#4
REMEbrat said:
smartascarrots said:
I'd really like to see the facial scene. Her face screwing up waiting for the load, her religious-right shame and self-loathing fighting a losing battle for control of her expression with her naked unbridled lust for anything that'll get her closer to Vice-Presidential power.

Hopefully, she'll take it in the ass as well. The US public have been for the last 8 years, seems only fair.
How long until Blair and Brown release their own film?
Call me Mr. Unadventurous but I'm not sure I would really like to see any "release" by either Blair or Brown, even if it was onto Cherie's bulldog-featured face......

Actually, the German Chancellor, Andrea Merkel, I bet could produce a decent skin flick. She is, after all, a box head and is bound to have partaken in some suitably dogdey tsutonic goings-on!
 

TARE

Old-Salt
#6
I am willing to review it for political interest only........
Wonder if she will be faced with a large majority?
 
#8
Apparently, Sarah Palin is now accusing Obama of associating with terrorists. What a disgraceful accusation. Absolutely beneath contempt.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7653132.stm

Perhaps a good performance in this porn flick will help to convince the 'undecideds' that she's worth their vote. Maybe if Larry Flynt decides to include the customary 'anal' scenes, this will help to drag her out of the gutter she's rapidly descending into.
 
#9
frenchperson said:
Apparently, Sarah Palin is now accusing Obama of associating with terrorists. What a disgraceful accusation. Absolutely beneath contempt.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7653132.stm

Perhaps a good performance in this porn flick will help to convince the 'undecideds' that she's worth their vote. Maybe if Larry Flynt decides to include the customary 'anal' scenes, this will help to drag her out of the gutter she's rapidly descending into.

Don't quite follow the logic of that FP. I mean, of course, with regard to

Larry Flynt approaching from the rear. And giving her a large one.

I don't think that that will help drag her out of the gutter in my dear

Old Granny's eyes. She is opposed to that sort of thing, on principle.

She says that it gives Ladies piles.


Edited to say. "Naylin Paylin, hasn't got Dan Quayle in." Would make

a good Topic for an ARRSE verse compatition. :D
 

OldSnowy

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#10
Ones already been made - there is a video which shows someone looking very like Mrs P available now. I'd add a link, but it's not really the done thing (unlike her....) Try searching on xvideos.com, it was on there (allegedly).
 
#11
OldSnowy said:
Ones already been made - there is a video which shows someone looking very like Mrs P available now. I'd add a link, but it's not really the done thing (unlike her....) Try searching on xvideos.com, it was on there (allegedly).
A friend of mine tells me he had a look but couldn't find it. But now, another friend tells me it's appeared there now. He wouldn't tell me what happened in the end, only that she would have to 'give her glasses a good scrub'.
 
#13
Not to be out done, the Democrats are releasing their own porn flick next week titled "Ridin' Biden".*


* Cräp joke courtesy of the Daily Show.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
If its with the Palin - a - like shagging the two 'Russians' in the hut in 'Alaska' in the name of International relations, I've seen it. It's pretty bog standard tbh, nothing adventurous or 'specialist' involved. Although the bird does look passably like the maniacal hockey mom.
 
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smartascarrots said:
I'd really like to see the facial scene. Her face screwing up waiting for the load, her religious-right shame and self-loathing fighting a losing battle for control of her expression with her naked unbridled lust for anything that'll get her closer to Vice-Presidential power.

Hopefully, she'll take it in the ass as well. The US public have been for the last 8 years, seems only fair.
Wow, so tolerant of you. Maybe you would like to see a shower scene with Zyklon-B dropped in for good measure...you sir are a crunt!
 
#17
REMEbrat said:
smartascarrots said:
I'd really like to see the facial scene. Her face screwing up waiting for the load, her religious-right shame and self-loathing fighting a losing battle for control of her expression with her naked unbridled lust for anything that'll get her closer to Vice-Presidential power.

Hopefully, she'll take it in the ass as well. The US public have been for the last 8 years, seems only fair.
How long until Blair and Brown release their own film?
I did hear a rumour the other day that Mandelson and Blair are/were very close and shared similar tastes
Allegedly
 

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