Santas grotto, not just for kids!

#3
Gary Glitter's just got a job as a store Santa. His first customer, a little girl, only had one wish and that was to have some hair around her fanny.

Gary said 'Will a white beard do?'
 
#4
It gets better! I like the sound of this bit:

"the grotto hopes to offer shoppers some needed relief from the holiday stress"

Is that the sort of relief that im thinking of or am I just wrong?
 

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LE
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#6
Mr_Deputy said:
Westfield is very good.
It was very good. Now it's great.
 
#7
commzmeanzbombz said:
It gets better! I like the sound of this bit:

"the grotto hopes to offer shoppers some needed relief from the holiday stress"

Is that the sort of relief that im thinking of or am I just wrong?
So long as it isn't Santa giving the relief, I'll let those two assistants have a go though, but they'd have to say 'please'.
 
#8
Reminds me of "Big Jill's Grotty Grotto" When I worked in the planning office at BT, there was a drawing office on the floor above us. One of the Tracers, known to all as Big Jill made a grotto in the corner of the drawing office.

She had a mate who working in a sex shop, so she borrowed some inflatable dolls and dressed 'em up in sexy underwear. It looked very festive.
 

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LE
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#9
I work round the corner from Westfield, I shall recce this lunch time and let you know how it goes.
 
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