Santas grotto, not just for kids!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by commzmeanzbombz, Dec 16, 2009.

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  1. Is there a spare seat in the car, I'll do the map reading :)
     
  2. Gary Glitter's just got a job as a store Santa. His first customer, a little girl, only had one wish and that was to have some hair around her fanny.

    Gary said 'Will a white beard do?'
     
  3. It gets better! I like the sound of this bit:

    "the grotto hopes to offer shoppers some needed relief from the holiday stress"

    Is that the sort of relief that im thinking of or am I just wrong?
     
  4. santa's 'Grot'to shirley ...
     
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    It was very good. Now it's great.
     
  6. So long as it isn't Santa giving the relief, I'll let those two assistants have a go though, but they'd have to say 'please'.
     
  7. Reminds me of "Big Jill's Grotty Grotto" When I worked in the planning office at BT, there was a drawing office on the floor above us. One of the Tracers, known to all as Big Jill made a grotto in the corner of the drawing office.

    She had a mate who working in a sex shop, so she borrowed some inflatable dolls and dressed 'em up in sexy underwear. It looked very festive.
     
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I work round the corner from Westfield, I shall recce this lunch time and let you know how it goes.