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Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Santa sits her on his knee and asks. " And what would you like for Xmas ?" She says, " I want hair on my peepee like mummy." Santa says. "Would a white beard do ?"