Santander against Soldiers??

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by bingodingo, May 9, 2012.

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  1. Quiet a few soldiers i know was turned down for a loan from Santander.
    I applied for one last month and received a letter from them within 2 days!
    I checked my credit rating and it is 981/1000!!
    Is it something to do with that guy who authorises loans?? (the one circled below)
    is it only me thinking that way?? hmmm
     

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  2. Probably. You pikey spastic.

    Please **** off and take your shit credit rating with you, you poor ****.
     
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  3. The Scottish bastard!
     
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    **** off and die you poorly rated racist ****.
     
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  5. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Its Ghengis's brother, he hates squaddies.

    He applied for a job with Santander after the Mongol empire fell dormant and he had a mate in the recovery team who put in a word.

    I have a note from him regarding your application, it simply says 'Cock'
     
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  6. I hope that wasn't directed at me young man.
     
  7. I hear the best way to secure a loan is to apply to as many lenders as possible, keep trying mate and watch your credit rating soar!
     
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  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer


    Less of the "Young".

    Course it wasn't you old monkey tart.
     
  9. That's really outrageous, mate. I'd write to the Daily Mail and then start an internet campaign to publicize how Santander don't support our troops.
    There was one a few years ago against that Starbucks coffee chain, because they wouldn't give soldiers free samples of their coffee (allegedly).
    This is the exactly same thing, Santander's bank won't give our troops free samples of their money. I wouldn't tolerate it.
     
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  10. Good advice there!! Even Wonga will reject me if i do that hahaha
     
  11. Cheers m8, we should do something about this..
    Bang out of order, should get all the sergeant majors to drill them
     
  12. Santander are a shitpile operation anyway. They LOST 15 grand of my money, albeit temporarily. All joking aside, I only got any joy out of them after I wrote to The Daily Telegraph. I got a phone call from some **** called Declan who sounded like he was literally shitting himself.

    The story below. I reckon it wasn't Dissident Republicans, just a pissed off punter.

    BBC News - Derry bomb: PSNI to release more information this week
     
  13. I wont, how much do you want to borrow?

    PM me your banking details and I will have you an answer shortly!
     
  14. Good try, cheeky **** haha
     

  15. Agree with youuuu