Santa

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Dec 18, 2010.

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  1. You should see the smile on my wife's face when Santa comes early......





    but when I come early we need to have a little chat.......
     
  2. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?


    Nothing, she's been told twice already.