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Santa banned from shouting "Ho, ho, ho"

#3
I have gone past the point where i'm outraged by such lunacy.

I have gone past the point where i'm bothered by such lunacy.

I'm now at the point were i'm expecting such lunacy.

So were to go from here? I'll probably be coming up with these stupid ideas and regulations. Then it will be time to take myself into the back garden with the service Webley and do the honourable thing.
 
#5
I always thought Australia had risen above the la-la land of health and safety, political correctness, that has fallen Britain. Still, it gives somebody a job and power that they wouldnt normally have in other ages (lobby groups, mouthpieces, miserys, etc)
 
#6
I was repremanded for saying the very same thing,, doing a quick imprsssion of Santa, in California a few years ago and thought they were mad then.

Somthing to do with 'Gangsa Speak' for Whore?
 
#7
I think it came about when Pimps started to get annoyed when he visited the ghetto. There was confusion ... kids started to sit on Pimp's knees asking for the latest toys. You've got to remember ... if it ain't crack, then Pimps ain't interested.
 
#9
its a stinking outrage mate, fair dinkum
first they were all criminals, then they got better at sport, and now they want our political correctness, its just wrong i tell ye
 

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LE
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#10
I couldn't give a flying XXXX to be honest cobber. He was fitted up I tell ya!

I can see it now . . .

"Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, what would you like for Religious Observance Holiday?"
 
#12
Biped said:
I couldn't give a flying XXXX to be honest cobber. He was fitted up I tell ya!

I can see it now . . .

"Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, what would you like for Religious Observance Holiday?"
shouldn't that be 'Gender non-specific self employed sex trade related worker.....'
 
#13
I am also outraged! How dare 'they' alter such a time honoured tradition, especially the figure head who has a proud history of being invented by a drinks company so that they could sell a completely unseasonal beverage to an increasingly product driven consumer group, under the guise that its suddenly very christmassy to drink a cold carbonated drink on a winters day! Makes me sick! what next? They'll be changing the taste of that beverage next. Oh, wait...
 
#14
Biped said:
I couldn't give a flying XXXX to be honest cobber. He was fitted up I tell ya!

I can see it now . . .

"Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, what would you like for Religious Observance Holiday?"
This is obviously out of order and designed to upset secularists, even the word "holiday" conjures up thoughts of religion! ;P

Wonder what the advert for Green Giant is like there ... ?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
theoriginalphantom said:
Biped said:
I couldn't give a flying XXXX to be honest cobber. He was fitted up I tell ya!

I can see it now . . .

"Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, what would you like for Religious Observance Holiday?"
shouldn't that be 'Gender non-specific self employed sex trade related worker.....'
No, because you can't say 'Trade'. This is a word that denotes that capitalist oppression of the working class. In fact, 'Employed' is also a bad word.

How about 'Gender non-specific carnal outreach facilitator'?
 
#16
maybe its stuff like this that has led the missus to say "can we please move to Canada"
Im off.
 
#18
Biped said:
theoriginalphantom said:
Biped said:
I couldn't give a flying XXXX to be honest cobber. He was fitted up I tell ya!

I can see it now . . .

"Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, Gender non-specific self employed person, what would you like for Religious Observance Holiday?"
shouldn't that be 'Gender non-specific self employed sex trade related worker.....'
No, because you can't say 'Trade'. This is a word that denotes that capitalist oppression of the working class. In fact, 'Employed' is also a bad word.

How about 'Gender non-specific carnal outreach facilitator'?
Im not keen on that word facilitator, dont you think that suggests control is being taken away from the individual? 'Seasonal And Non Tradition-specific Assistant' perhaps?
 
#20
arby said:
Im not keen on that word facilitator, dont you think that suggests control is being taken away from the individual? 'Seasonal And Non Tradition-specific Assistant' perhaps?
I agree with you on theword facilitator as it could be seen to discriminate against disabled entities/beings, but your version of Santa should include Any Abled, thus SANTAAA for the same reason.
 

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