Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Oct 4, 2011.

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  1. Mick asks Paddy what sandwiches he has brought to work.

    "Crab Paste, Oi fancied sometin a bit different." Says Paddy.

    Mick asks to try one. "Bleurghhh!! tastes fookin mingin..where da fook did ya get dat shoite fram?"

    Paddy replies "Spotted it in da chemist yesterday."
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