Discussion in 'Gunners' started by Cholmondley-Warner, Feb 12, 2007.

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  1. Top Tip No. 1. Not everything that looks like a horse there is shaggable. Not even the 4 legged ones.
  2. Top tip No. 2

    apparently there are some horse races there
  3. Top tip No3...following the sad demise of HM the Queen Mum, that dwarflike thing in the Royal Enclosure is probably N*** C***!

    Don't forget to bring a horse-box to take your winnings from backing gunner-owned horses home!
  4. Top tip No. 4

    Jockeys. Disguise the fact that your horse is doped by coming in last.

  5. OMG, nearly choked on my garibaldi!!!
  6. Top Tip No 4

    take a book, you'll need it whilst queuing for the portaloos.
  7. Top Tip 5
    Do a spot of "WindThropping" and remember where your coach is parked.
    ..Last time some of the guys got on the wrong coach leathered, and ended up at the wrong barracks..Slightly red FACED..Ooops :pissedoff:
  8. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

  9. Little Cookie won't be impressed with that comment! Watch it or he'll have his rugby chums on you!
  10. Probebly the Best BC I ever had that little fellow.
  11. and a top scrum half for the 47 fd Regimental team
  12. We must have been in Gut at teh same time then?
  13. I live a mile from there and will avoid the place all day. Although I could drag myself out for a drink or two. :drool:
  14. andyd358,,we must have been....i was 4 Bty
  15. Think i have an idea who you are lol...