Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 7, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A couple went to Cairo on holiday, while they were there, they looked round on of the local markets. one stall was selling sandals,so they stopped to look at them. the stall holder said to the man " Sir, these are very special sandals, these sandals will give you the virility and strength of a lion, they will make your wife love you even more than when you married her, with these sandals every night will be like your wedding night" the man says " No thank you" The stall holder says " Just try them on, sir" so the man tries them on, as he puts them on, he gets a gleam in his eyes, he grabs the stall holder, bends him over and starts to shag him up the arse. The stall holder screams " Sir, Sir, you have got them on the wrong feet".
  2. Afghan Pashsto, pushto pashton pashmina, whatever - your part of ship.
  3. But they are the only feet i've got!!!!
  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    You do realise that you can post on all the other Forums on here, not just the Jokes ones !