Sanctimonious celebrities; dont you just love them?

#1
Nominations are invited for the most pompous, self-righteous 'celebrity'.

This was prompted by a story on BBC News:

Pop star Madonna has said she "wants to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, and John Lennon".
The 48-year-old made the statement on US radio station Sirius - but added she wanted to "stay alive".

"For me, the best thing in the world is to see something or hear something and go: 'Damn, I wish I did that. That's inspiring,'" she added.

The Material Girl also defended her controversial crucifixion scene in last year's Confessions tour.

"We all need to be Jesus," she said.

full link here

Geldof, Bono, Madonna... should they give it a rest? Or are they really decent people using their public profile to promote good causes?
 
#2
WTF, why cant rock stars just make some tunes, then choke on their own vomit like the old days. Now they just drive around in a Prius telling us all how sh1t we are.

Madonna can especially fcuk off, the gap toothed scrawny old biffer
 
#3
I wish Madonna all the best in wanting to be like like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, and John Lennon - they are all dead.

Geldof's a d1ck, a applaude his causes, but the way he goes about it and spouts off you would think he was the only voice on the planet and he never seems to say thank you for the billions that people have given.

Jeremy Paxman is a star Politicians and the such like must be bricking it when they know they are going to be interviewed by him.

Rick Waller, Nuff said

Eamonn fecking Holmes the cnuts everywhere he's even on Sky News now.

Naomi Campbell - stroppy bitch, model, fecking model the only thing that big lipped bitch should model is motor bike leathers complete with helmet on.
 
#5
Stings wife is not much better either; in Salisbury a couple of years ago she was doing a book signing for her "organic" farm book and it obviously wasn't going very well because the staff of Ottakers were on the pavement asking people, "would you like to meet Trudy Styler?"
Que Mrs Tombs, "good heavens no!"
 

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#7
Pop star Madonna has said she "wants to be like Gandhi(stabbed), Martin Luther King (shot), and John Lennon"(shot).

Why dosen't she nip over to Peckam she might just end up like them
I am fukced off with people like Bono telling us that £3000 can save this whole village
Well fukcing give them it you tw4t it's nowt to you
Of course now we are all supposed to be sympathetic the poor ickle Wobbie Williams is depressed because take that are doing well
Fukc off you cnut top yourself if its that bad flying round the world shagging birds and doing what you want boo fukcing hooo
Don't even get me startded on Kylie is she the only person who has ever had cancer?
I am sick to death hearing about to$$ers called 'Celebs' who are having it hard
They ought to put themselves in the shoes off normal people who are struggling just to get by day to day
Why not host the next series of I'm a z list celeb in Helmand or Basra and see how they get on?
Or better still put them in a quarter or some singly acommadation some where and see if they get deppressed then
CUNTS all of them

Rant mode off, temper set to safe
 
#8
for my sins I've met a fair few supposedly celebs, most were complete self serving complete cnuts, for your enjoyment I'll list a few with my assesment:

All of the following for legal reasons is my own personal opinion and obviously doesn't reflect the true character and nature of the person or person(s) depicted.

Noel Edmonds - Cnut, blind as a bat but would sell his granny if he made a profit, not liked within the industry

Bruno Brooks - piss head, good bloke

Liz Kershaw - up her own arrse

Mr Angry - barman, good Bloke

Steve Wright - who the fcuk drinks couvosiea or what ever it's called and coke - twat

Steve wrights producer - his dad dropped into Arnhem with the Polish Parachute Brigade, Top, Top Bloke

Jason Donivan - Poof

Jason Donivans P.A, good with an upper leg massage

Dominic Diamond - Good witty bloke

Jack Dee - self important boring cnut

E17 - good for taking the piss out off but to young to notice when I met them.

Bee Gees - Top Top Blokes, met up with the workers the night before the gig, got the beers in.

Julian Clairy - nuff said, but witty

Jamie Oliver - top bloke, don't listen to the press you'd all enjoy a beer with this bloke and his missus is a diamond.

Paul Daniels - upperty little shite, nicked his sarnies at a gig once, gave him my egg and cress and nicked his smoke salmon.

debbie magee - ten pinter, but they do alot of un-heralded work for charity

frank Bruno - thick as shite but pleasent.

chri ubank/Nigel benn - slurred and punch drunk

Melanie from East enders then did "red caps" - Top bird, down to earth

The rest off Eastenders - questionable

Bad Manners - what a set of riders, piss heads of the finest order

Spice Girls - wanking has alot to be said for

eternal - retards

Lousie - fantastc nipples

Harry hill - good bloke

caprise - mutten dressed as lamb, at least eight to ten pints

Craig Charles - top Bloke

Teddy Sheringham - tool

Ian Wright - top bloke but suffacated with hang-ons and fools

kim Wilde - my child hood sneaky pull, still alluring but in a older MILF kindda way.

Joe squeeky voice chap "Pascaley" apologies to the man for bad spelling, he's a top bloke.

Jerry Hall - suprisingly unpretentious, fcuking moose but game lass.

These are just the ones that have made an impression on me, I've been offered good money from journo's for this shite but as it's not "me" it dont count.

I've left the biggest piss take to last, I promise you this is true....

I got called up to westminster for a photo shoot with two farm yard character costumes Moo-Moo and Niegh -Niegh, I was then told I had to play musical chairs with the costumes and 3 labour, 3 conservative and three lib dem MP's infront of the cameras.....I shite you not, reasearch your newspapers you'll find it........ Well I was a bit gob smacked at this, and then some labour fcukwit, I think they call them spin docters, approached me as I was incharge of the sound system and said "I have a brown envelope with cash in it for you if you rig it that one of the labour MP's wins"

well being a fully paid up member of the skeptic club I cheated so Anne Widecombe would win, She was down to the last three and sat on one of the two remaining seats when the music stopped when she as hoiked off her seat by the two cheating labour blokes left in the game,and unceriemonously dumped to the floor, at this stage I lost interest and one of the labour blokes won.

I dont expect anyone to believe me, and dont ask anyone to. there must be journo records of this somewhere if anyone wants to check.
 
#9
wet_blobby said:
I got called up to westminster for a photo shoot with two farm yard character costumes Moo-Moo and Niegh -Niegh, I was then told I had to play musical chairs with the costumes and 3 labour, 3 conservative and three lib dem MP's infront of the cameras.....I shite you not, reasearch your newspapers you'll find it........ Well I was a bit gob smacked at this, and then some labour fcukwit, I think they call them spin docters, approached me as I was incharge of the sound system and said "I have a brown envelope with cash in it for you if you rig it that one of the labour MP's wins"

well being a fully paid up member of the skeptic club I cheated so Anne Widecombe would win, She was down to the last three and sat on one of the two remaining seats when the music stopped when she as hoiked off her seat by the two cheating labour blokes left in the game,and unceriemonously dumped to the floor, at this stage I lost interest and one of the labour blokes won.

I dont expect anyone to believe me, and dont ask anyone to. there must be journo records of this somewhere if anyone wants to check.

Name and shame lofty, name and shame.
 
#10
ok, flash, but let me put my thinking cap on, I'm not the sort of bloke to hold a diary but I must have a record somewhere, let me troll the records, at the moment I can only recall faces not names.
 
#11
Brad Pitt - Cnut

Kiefer Sutherland - Top bloke

Now i'm not going to lie and say i've met this pair but the yanks do alot of filming in Canada and a few people i know have actually met both of them and agree the above. I must admit that i was quite surprised about Pitt.
 
#12
Apropos of nothing, I went to school with Liz Kershaw. And her published age suggests she was moved up at least two year groups.
 
#13
Keith Feckin' lard arrse no friends Chegwin and his so called Anthea "I' ll go to Sainsbury's once they've closed, I might be recognised" Redfern wife ( my neighbours at home in UK) both grade 3 cnuts. I'd like to rip his head off and shove it up her arrse, she's as stupid as a stupid thing gone stupid, thinks she's the beas knees but gets wimpey round to do her make up..................God she's feckin UgLy and they've bred.....there's 4 of 'em now.


Don't get me started on Noel feckin' Edmunds......he's always there ( I think he's shag**ng her ) :threaten:



Rant Over........Brain back in neutral
 
#14
Wet Blobby

Got to disagree

Dominic Diamond - Prize C**t , maybe he's matured?

Kim Wilde, top top down to earth girlie. used to be a regular in a pub in the Letchworth area.

Viole(n)t Berlin. You utter maniac, and a top burd, though I understand she's settled down and married.

John Leslie - Throbber of the first water, fcuking rude, totally arrogant for no reason at all and got the arrsehole when my then girlfriend gave him a spectacular knockback in a Laaandan nightclub.

Fiona Fullerton - A Queen amongst her sex. Totally nice woman , and a MILF too

Her what does the numbers on Countdown. Nice convo once you'd dragged your eyes North.

Danny Baker - Good man and a laugh

Les Dennis, you totally terminally unfunny oversensitive c*ck

Lenny Henry - Pr*ck and oversensitive too.

The late great Bob Monkhouse, a diamond, diamond man. So missed, his live show would have given this bar kittens.
 
#15
I hate that Chris Martin or whatever him name is out of coldplay. Cant write decent lyrics and a p ussy cnut to top it off!!!! W@nker
 
#16
adonwar said:
I hate that Chris Martin or whatever him name is out of coldplay. Cant right decent lyrics and a p ussy cnut to top it off!!!! W@nker
He does get to fcuk Gwyneth Paltrow though...
 
#17
Keanu Reeves - indifferent actor, seriously decent bloke to those working around him, very well thought of.

Nicolas Cage - nightmare whose hair line has to be digitally corrected in EVERY movie he does.

Keira Knightley - as staggeringly fabulous in the flesh as she is on the screen, one is seized by the compulsion to drink champagne out of her discarded shoes.

Tim Roth – four foot six inches of coked up 'super fcuking star 'attitude who one day will pick on somebody whose career is not dependant on his agents good will, he then he will discover that Hollywood ‘combat training’ is somewhat deficient

Vin Diesel – an indifferent actor who is very well liked back stage because of his generous ego free attitude, his gentlemanly behavior towards Judi Dench made him a lot of friends. I would pay to see him stomp Tim Roth.
 
#18
The late lamented MAGNUS MAGNUSSON praised by all and sundry as a "wonderful person who had time for everyone".When I encountered him he was a vicious foul-mouthed cnut!
 
#19
Bruce Dickinson what an absolute legend and top bloke as you would expect of someone from Nottinghamshire.

I'm now waiting for the who's that?

Elron John - Cnut

Brian May -FFS cut yer hair
 

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