Same Lunch Every Day !

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by CptDanjou, Jun 25, 2012.

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  1. Finbar, (an Irishman), an Englishman and a Scotsman were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and Finbar said, "Potato and cabbage! If I get potato and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Englishman opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Ham and English mustard again! If I get ham and mustard one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

    The Scotsman opened his lunch and said, "Haggis again. If I get a haggis one more time I'm jumping too."

    Next day Finbar opens his lunch box, sees potato and cabbage and jumps to his death.

    The Englishman opens his lunch, sees ham and English mustard and jumps too.

    The Scotsman opens his lunch, sees the haggis and jumps to his death also.

    At the funeral the Englishman’s wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of ham and mustard I never would have given it to him again!

    The Scotsman’s wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him cheese! I didn't realise he hated haggis so much."

    Everyone turned and stared at Willow, the Irishman’s wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He made his own lunch"
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  2. This should have been added to the "Old'un but Good'un" thread