Same jeans

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by nelz, Jan 28, 2009.

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  1. I've had the same jeans on for four days now.
    Is this bad?
     
  2. Of course not you poof............... unless you have shat in them?
     
  3. No, but what if you slept in them aswell?
     
  4. I recently did 2wks in the same pair. Washed them yesterday.

    Actually, in retrospect, that was a bit minging.
     
  5. are you going to go to a disco in the middle of town?
     
  6. Have they started to give you a woft of your stenchy ballsweat every time you move your legs? If so, yes.

    If not, you still have some w*nking to do.
     
  7. Seriously?
     
  8. I wore the same pair of combats for 6 weeks once, by the time we got back to camp they could stand up on their own
     
  9. What about t-shirts?
     
  10. That pretty much makes them eligible to join the paras!
     
  11. Get yourself a GF, she will tell you when you're minging!
     
  12. Are you going to a disco in the middle of town?
     
  13. Never mind that, I've had the same arse for 47 years and it is still watertight.


    Beat that, Elton John!
     
  14. Everybody's dressin up, he's dressing down?