Samaritan Call Centre

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by shagnasty, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans. Got through to a call centre in Pakistan and told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......
  2. What a cracker :D