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Sam the Strangler

#1
how many text jokes have you had reffering to him?
i must have had a dozen, people are quick these days

"ipswich rugby team are not playing this weekend due to a shortage of hookers"

"whats the difference between sam the strangler and mr kipling?
mr kipling puts SIX tarts in a box"

which ones have you recieved?
 
#2
copey said:
how many text jokes have you had reffering to him?
i must have had a dozen, people are quick these days

"ipswich rugby team are not playing this weekend due to a shortage of hookers"

"whats the difference between sam the strangler and mr kipling?
mr kipling puts SIX tarts in a box"

which ones have you recieved?
Ooops, I just posted these in the NAAFI as well, my apologies. Heard both in a petrol station in Lowestoft earlier today.
 

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