Sam Cam has sprogged

Mr_Fingerz

LE
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#1
Early, whilst on holday in Cornwall. Mother and daughter are apparently doing well.

What are the chances of Dave taking extended paternity leave?

Choice of names?


Quinizarine sounds "nice"
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Glad it's all gone well. Congrats to them both.

Choice of names eh?

How's about Brenda, or Charlene? Too prole? OK, Porsche then.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
Glad it's all gone well. Congrats to them both.

Choice of names eh?

How's about Brenda, or Charlene? Too prole? OK, Porsche then.
Except Sam & Dave will display their erudition and spell it "Portia"

I rather suspect that "Shiraz", "Cabernet" and "Chardonnay" will not see the light of day, nor the site of the conception (a la Brooklyn Beckham).
 
#4
Except Sam & Dave will display their erudition and spell it "Portia"

I rather suspect that "Shiraz", "Cabernet" and "Chardonnay" will not see the light of day, nor the site of the conception (a la Brooklyn Beckham).
Islingtonia? Not a bad name. With their track record is there any point in rushing to name the latest offspring? "It" ought to do fine for now.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
Islingtonia? Not a bad name. With their track record is there any point in rushing to name the latest offspring? "It" ought to do fine for now.
Prefixed by 'Nanny'

Nanny, change It will you please, I think It's starting to smell.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
"Islingtonia" smacks of Bliarism....
 
#7
David Cameron smacks of Blairism...of possibly Blair smacks of Cameroonism? Either way I like the juxtaposition of the words "Blair" and "smacks"...
 

Goatman

ADC
Book Reviewer
#8
Yere....she'm born a janner in God's own county right side o' the Tamar ?

' Demelza ' o'course moi lover !



Sincere best wishes and congrats to family.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
And if you turn to the right, you'll find a fcuk off big queue that you can join.

Back on thread; Ivanna in honour of the lately divorced Ms Trump (tarty money grabbing etc) rather than in memory of the baby's late brother.
 
#11
I'm not ******* queuing just to twott Tony Bastard Blair. I'll wait over here on this comfy black leather sofa. Oh, Miss Abbott, my mistake.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
I'm not ******* queuing just to twott Tony Bastard Blair. I'll wait over here on this comfy black leather sofa. Oh, Miss Abbott, my mistake.
I'm sure that you'll bw very comfy while you wait.....
 
#15
So there will be no change to child benefits for the forseable future, well they have to get round the expenses somehow

I am sure she will be dragged up proper
 
#16
Maybe not this one, but the next one could be named after the place of conception... Downing Cameron, or "Downey" for short....





(Too soon? Nah, didn't think so.)
 
#17
Given that Grandad is a Baronet, surely she will have an appropriate name - Elizabeth after our own dear Queen, or at the least Margaret, Victoria or Anne?
 
#18
Camilla? As in Cam-cam?

Or why not Double-overhead Cameron?
 
#19
Shame it wasn't twins, then, Cuddles. Double overhead Cam!
 

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