Sam Cam has sprogged

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Mr_Fingerz, Aug 24, 2010.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Early, whilst on holday in Cornwall. Mother and daughter are apparently doing well.

    What are the chances of Dave taking extended paternity leave?

    Choice of names?

    Quinizarine sounds "nice"
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Glad it's all gone well. Congrats to them both.

    Choice of names eh?

    How's about Brenda, or Charlene? Too prole? OK, Porsche then.
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Except Sam & Dave will display their erudition and spell it "Portia"

    I rather suspect that "Shiraz", "Cabernet" and "Chardonnay" will not see the light of day, nor the site of the conception (a la Brooklyn Beckham).
  4. Islingtonia? Not a bad name. With their track record is there any point in rushing to name the latest offspring? "It" ought to do fine for now.
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Prefixed by 'Nanny'

    Nanny, change It will you please, I think It's starting to smell.
  6. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    "Islingtonia" smacks of Bliarism....
  7. David Cameron smacks of Blairism...of possibly Blair smacks of Cameroonism? Either way I like the juxtaposition of the words "Blair" and "smacks"...
  8. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Yere....she'm born a janner in God's own county right side o' the Tamar ?

    ' Demelza ' o'course moi lover !


    Sincere best wishes and congrats to family.
  9. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    And if you turn to the right, you'll find a fcuk off big queue that you can join.

    Back on thread; Ivanna in honour of the lately divorced Ms Trump (tarty money grabbing etc) rather than in memory of the baby's late brother.
  10. Frogmella Cameron
  11. I'm not ******* queuing just to twott Tony Bastard Blair. I'll wait over here on this comfy black leather sofa. Oh, Miss Abbott, my mistake.
  12. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I'm sure that you'll bw very comfy while you wait.....
  13. LOL that was ******* Brilliant!
  14. Margaret Hilda has a certain ring to it ...........................
  15. So there will be no change to child benefits for the forseable future, well they have to get round the expenses somehow

    I am sure she will be dragged up proper