Salesmans hard time

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  1. Salesman's hard time

    Hard luck or what?
  2. This is a non-story. Priapism is relatively easily treatable.

    Typical puerile tabloid tosh.
  3. Yeah, working for Chubbs must be a nightmare (I thought she was the antidote to hard ons???)
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What's a hard on?
  5. He works for Chubbs - how apt.

    He must be constantly peeing in his eye.
  7. :)
  8. Utter nonsense from the Sun again.

    After 6 hours let alone 7 years with an erection he would be developing ischemia, thrombosis, & after long term intermittent priapism, (say 6 months to a year) he would develop impaired erectile function most likely impotence & in severe cases, the ischemia will result in gangrene, which would result is a penilectomy.

    Isn’t this The Intelligence Cell & The Sun & Intelligence in the same sentence isn’t that a oxymoron.
  10. Eek!
  11. pox-dr, how does ischemia develop from a hard-on? Surely the area is engorged with oxygenated blood, rather than bein starved of it?