A man is desperate for work and takes a job as a door-to-door pollster for a company that manufactures women's sanitary products. After his first week he is interviewed by his supervisor to discuss his findings. "I found that the market is fairly evenly split between products X, Y and Z," he said. "But I did come across a significant number of women who told me they use Brillo pads." "I thought you might," said the supervisor. "There are a lot of bright cnuts out there."