Saint Valentine's Day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Feb 14, 2013.

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  1. Please post all your loving and heartfelt comments in this thread

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I have bad Aids
    And now so do you!
  2. Im glad we are together
    As i think you're really neat
    And as long as I have a face
    You'll always have a seat
  3. "It's not going to suck itself"
  4. No, no, blow is just a figure of speech dear.
  5. Fancy a fuck luv....!!
  6. Bullets are lead
    Oscar is blue
    His girlfriend is dead
    And he's in the poo.
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  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    both of them smell
    and so do you
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  8. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can't do poetry
    Show us your tits
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  9. Let's not turn this surprise sex into a murder eh?
  10. Yes I know the flowers are shit dear, but I spent all my money on the girlfriend's present.
  11. There you go, the right present...

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  12. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Roses are red,
    Bacon is red,
    Poems are hard.....
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  13. Roses are red
    violets are blue
    guy Gibsons dog is dead
    soon you will be to.

    By Oscar
  14. Roses are red,
    Pigtails are twisted,
    Open wide love,
    You're about to get fisted
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  15. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    The sky is grey
    The grass is grey
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