Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by phil245, May 10, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A widowers daughter was marrying a sailor. the day before the wedding, the father knowing what sailors are like, says to his daughter " if your new husband ever wants sex "the other way round", tell me and I will have a word with him". Six months after the wedding, she is still puzzled by what her father said, so she asks her husband if he would like to try sex "the other way round" for a change. her husband says " no, I don't want to fill the house up with bloody children"
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