Sailing - We are sailing

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Went sailing in the Med last week - could I get a crew? Hopeless! They didn't know a futtock from a granny knot! What do you land lubbers advise? Sack the crew or what!
 

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#2
Those girls washed my car last summer. Lathered themselves with shampoo and cold water, and left great swathes of dirt all over the motor. I refused to pay.
 
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shagnasty said:
Went sailing in the Med last week - could I get a crew? Hopeless! They didn't know a futtock from a granny knot! What do you land lubbers advise? Sack the crew or what!
If those 3 were the crew, who the f..k wants to waste time sailing! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Bollock-chops said:
Sheesh, how old is the one in the middle, Ive seen bigger tits on a thing with no tits.
Dont forget "the meat nearest the bone is the sweetest" :lol:
 
#8
Yep, give 'em the elbow. With feet the size of theirs, they'll never be able to turn around in the galley.

MsG
 
#9
I see the decompression package in Cyprus has really improved since Herrick VI..............if only.
 

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