Sailing - We are sailing

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by shagnasty, Mar 2, 2010.

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  1. Went sailing in the Med last week - could I get a crew? Hopeless! They didn't know a futtock from a granny knot! What do you land lubbers advise? Sack the crew or what!

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  2. Those girls washed my car last summer. Lathered themselves with shampoo and cold water, and left great swathes of dirt all over the motor. I refused to pay.
  3. If those 3 were the crew, who the f..k wants to waste time sailing! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. Cap'n Stabbin' ?
  5. Sheesh, how old is the one in the middle, Ive seen bigger tits on a thing with no tits.
  6. Dont forget "the meat nearest the bone is the sweetest" :lol:
  7. I thought they were for phucking not eating. In that case, I'll a slice of the middle one.
  8. Yep, give 'em the elbow. With feet the size of theirs, they'll never be able to turn around in the galley.

  9. I see the decompression package in Cyprus has really improved since Herrick VI..............if only.