I was hoping they would end up on Trisha or Jerry Springer.
"Dysfunctional Family At Each Other's Throats". Uday starts waving his gun at his uncle, the security guards pull him off, he shoots them, Saddam batters him, the women end up crying. Some fat people in the audience offer such soundbites as "Man, you have issues" and "I think you need to address your anger".
Alternatively, reality TV to beat the Osbournes. Saddam "I can't work this f***ing remote", Uday shoots the TV etc...
How the lower end of the TV market must mourn the demise of Saddam and his sons!