Saddams last words.

I can now reveal that the WMD are.......VERTOOMSCH-CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

News reports seem to indicate Sadaam's last words were "part time pongo!!!!!" followed by a sickening crack as his body gave in to gravity.

 

To the executioner:

"You're going on my list..."

Also this might be the time for a few non-topical jokes... ahem.

When does Saddam have his breakfast?

When Tariq Aziz!!!

Where does Saddam keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!!!

Where does Saddam keep his guns?

In Iraq!!!

 

" Not guilty m'lurd!
"if i was to respect you as a court, which I am not,................Pis$$.........It was the big boy made me do it......................Iraq will always.........................."

just a guess!

 

"I didn't acknowledge the court and I'm damn well not going to acknowledge this execution so you go ahead and see if you can bloody well kill me, you son of a bitch. I'm Saddam Hu-Arrsing-ssein you rank bas-WHOOMPCRACK..."

"You were saying?"

"..."

"Exactly"

 

USA has the world solutuion, I gave it to Mr Bush just before..............................hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggghhghggh.

 

Perhaps this?

 

Or perhaps this:

"Oh wow, bungee-jumping!"

 

When Saddam is told it is time to go to the gallows...

"You're fecking choking me aren't you?"

I'll get my coat...

 

I thought it might be "ooh i love a good hanging on a Saturday morning".

 

His last thought as his brain slowly ebbed away inside his skull.

"Gee, this really hurts, this isn't nice at all, how many have I sent this way? I'm actually quite scared as to what is to come.... I'm a horrible man"

 

The blindingly obvious joke:

"OH Shi'ite"

 

Lucifer get the kettle on.

 

Well, if he has got the death penalty, I just hope Frank Lampard isn't taking it....

TAXI!!!!!

 

Actual footage of his final words here.