Saddams last words.

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  1. I can now reveal that the WMD are.......VERTOOMSCH-CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. News reports seem to indicate Sadaam's last words were "part time pongo!!!!!" followed by a sickening crack as his body gave in to gravity.
     
  3. To the executioner:

    "You're going on my list..."

    Also this might be the time for a few non-topical jokes... ahem.

    When does Saddam have his breakfast?

    When Tariq Aziz!!!

    Where does Saddam keep his armies?

    Up his sleevies!!!

    Where does Saddam keep his guns?

    In Iraq!!!
     
  4. " Not guilty m'lurd!
    "if i was to respect you as a court, which I am not,................Pis$$.........It was the big boy made me do it......................Iraq will always.........................."

    just a guess!
     
  5. "I didn't acknowledge the court and I'm damn well not going to acknowledge this execution so you go ahead and see if you can bloody well kill me, you son of a bitch. I'm Saddam Hu-Arrsing-ssein you rank bas-WHOOMPCRACK..."

    "You were saying?"

    "..."

    "Exactly"
     
  6. USA has the world solutuion, I gave it to Mr Bush just before..............................hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggghhghggh.
     
  7. Perhaps this?

     
  8. Or perhaps this:

    "Oh wow, bungee-jumping!"
     
  9. When Saddam is told it is time to go to the gallows...

    "You're fecking choking me aren't you?"

    I'll get my coat...
     
  10. terroratthepicnic

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    I thought it might be "ooh i love a good hanging on a Saturday morning".
     
  11. His last thought as his brain slowly ebbed away inside his skull.

    "Gee, this really hurts, this isn't nice at all, how many have I sent this way? I'm actually quite scared as to what is to come.... I'm a horrible man"
     
  12. The blindingly obvious joke:

    "OH Shi'ite"
     
  13. Lucifer get the kettle on.
     
  14. Well, if he has got the death penalty, I just hope Frank Lampard isn't taking it....

    TAXI!!!!!
     
  15. Actual footage of his final words here.