Saddam Hanging Jokes

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  1. It is of course utterly deplorable that when some thing serious like hangings take place that there always a few wretched wags around to make jokes about it.

    But that's human nature for you or rather that is the army.
    So to get the ball rolling:

    Standing with a noose around his neck in the execution room Saddam received a phone call from the White House.

    "What do you want from me George?" asked Saddam.
    "I don't want anything from you Mr Hussein," said George, stroking a small white cat, "I just want you to die."
     
  2. The only one I've heard is about Saddam getting a suspended sentence.

    But ssh, don't tell Kira.
     
  3. A nose?

    I was out with Saddam last night he got well pissed, he's fcuking hanging this morning.
     
  4. good news mr Hussein after the drop you can finally be right marker :roll:
     
  5. Saddam "hurry up all this hanging around is killing me"
     
  6. Saddam "okay okay I give up which one of you is Ant and which one is Dec"?
     
  7. put me down you fools I am Lord winston you have the wrong man
    [​IMG] :oops:
     
  8. Bush: "Ok Saddam, we are going to play a game of dice for your life.
    If you throw between a 1 or a 5 you will get hung"

    Saddam: "What happens If I throw a six?"

    Bush: "Well, you get another go!"
     
  9. Saddam says to the hangman,
    "Why are you doing this to me?"
    Hangman says, "For making all those horrible T.V. shows."
    "But I've never made a T.V. show in my life."

    Hangman looks at Saddam again and says,
    "B'ollock we have got wrong bloke, you can go."
     
  10. Saddam has just tried ringing me but it went dead!
    Wonder if he's hung up!!!


    Got some Saddam Hussein shirts for sale!
    A bit tight round the neck but they hang well!!
     
  11. Sun headline:
    "Saddam Finally Evicted from the Big Brother House."
     
  12. "Christmas decorations were not the only things hung this year".

    Saddam: "OK, make it quick. I dont want to be left hanging around".



    SK
     
  13. Called to the Big Brother room Saddam hears what task Big Brother has set for him.
    "Oh f'uck that mate!" He says, "Can't I just wear a pink tutu and lick an actress's legs instead like my mate George?"
     
  14. Whats the difrence between you, me and Saddam?

    We will see each othere next year
     
  15. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Give him enough rope and he will hang himself.