Saddam found

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Want One!!!
 
#6
Saddam was found today by some danish troops. they were just about to collect the 25million reward when chelsea put in a bid for 27 million ....... :lol:
 
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Now that Uday & Qusay are gone, some lesser-known siblings have been
discovered :

The Brothers :

Guday...............the half-Australian brother

Sooflay ............the restauranteur

Huray...............the sports fanatic

Sashay..............the gay brother

Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother

Sayhay..............the baseball player

Ojay................the stalker/murderer

Gulay...............the singer/entertainer

Ebay................the internet czar

Biliray.............the country music star

Ecksray.............the radiologist

Puray...............the blender factory owner

Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother

Tupay...............the one with bad head


The Sisters :

Lattay..............the coffee shop owner

Bufay...............the 300 pound sister

Dushay..............the clean sister

Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house

Sapheway............the grocery store owner

Olay................the half-mexican sister

Gudlay..............the prostitute

[there's also Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about her].
 
#9
Sadam found in Bed-sit in Essex, Caught after DSS went round to give him some more money as he was claiming political asylum with his good friend Bin Laden. He is now being re-housed in a 5 star hotel in London awaiting his claims of political asylum to be granted by the Labour Gay/Lesbian everyone but white heterosexual government. :D
 
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XXXJake said:
Chump change
is that the new name for the US dollar? and has it come about since Bin Laden and Saddam have shown the spams to be chumps? :twisted:
 
#12
Not too sure about Mr Husayn, but I gather the brave American boys in Bagdad have had a bit of luck! They caught a 24 year old man this morning walking out of a local school. In his posession he had a protractor, graph paper and a slide rule. By all accounts Dubya is about to go on TV tonight to announce that, at last, he has clear and unequivocal evidence of weapons of maths instruction.

Watch this space.
 
#13
Slide Rule ?? you showing your age :eek: . surley with arcane knowledge
of ancient history you should change your name to wombat store man
top joke though :lol:
 
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