Sadam found in Bed-sit in Essex, Caught after DSS went round to give him some more money as he was claiming political asylum with his good friend Bin Laden. He is now being re-housed in a 5 star hotel in London awaiting his claims of political asylum to be granted by the Labour Gay/Lesbian everyone but white heterosexual government.
Not too sure about Mr Husayn, but I gather the brave American boys in Bagdad have had a bit of luck! They caught a 24 year old man this morning walking out of a local school. In his posession he had a protractor, graph paper and a slide rule. By all accounts Dubya is about to go on TV tonight to announce that, at last, he has clear and unequivocal evidence of weapons of maths instruction.