Saddam found

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Mr Happy, Aug 14, 2003.

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  2. Want One!!!
     
  3. I've put my order in already, does anybody know where I can get financing for the other $77,999,500 ? Any suggestions welcome.
     
  4. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    No idea about the money but I can do a mean body massage, if you fancied it.
     
  5. Ooooo cheeky :oops: , be carefull or this thread might get moved to the NAAFI bar.
     
  6. Saddam was found today by some danish troops. they were just about to collect the 25million reward when chelsea put in a bid for 27 million ....... :lol:
     
  7. Now that Uday & Qusay are gone, some lesser-known siblings have been
    discovered :

    The Brothers :

    Guday...............the half-Australian brother

    Sooflay ............the restauranteur

    Huray...............the sports fanatic

    Sashay..............the gay brother

    Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother

    Sayhay..............the baseball player

    Ojay................the stalker/murderer

    Gulay...............the singer/entertainer

    Ebay................the internet czar

    Biliray.............the country music star

    Ecksray.............the radiologist

    Puray...............the blender factory owner

    Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother

    Tupay...............the one with bad head


    The Sisters :

    Lattay..............the coffee shop owner

    Bufay...............the 300 pound sister

    Dushay..............the clean sister

    Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house

    Sapheway............the grocery store owner

    Olay................the half-mexican sister

    Gudlay..............the prostitute

    [there's also Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about her].
     
  8. Sadam found in Bed-sit in Essex, Caught after DSS went round to give him some more money as he was claiming political asylum with his good friend Bin Laden. He is now being re-housed in a 5 star hotel in London awaiting his claims of political asylum to be granted by the Labour Gay/Lesbian everyone but white heterosexual government. :D
     
  9. Wonder how much it costs? Chump change, I'll take one!!
     
  10. is that the new name for the US dollar? and has it come about since Bin Laden and Saddam have shown the spams to be chumps? :twisted:
     
  11. Not too sure about Mr Husayn, but I gather the brave American boys in Bagdad have had a bit of luck! They caught a 24 year old man this morning walking out of a local school. In his posession he had a protractor, graph paper and a slide rule. By all accounts Dubya is about to go on TV tonight to announce that, at last, he has clear and unequivocal evidence of weapons of maths instruction.

    Watch this space.
     
  12. Slide Rule ?? you showing your age :eek: . surley with arcane knowledge
    of ancient history you should change your name to wombat store man
    top joke though :lol: