Sad Story - please read

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  1. Entire Family Beats Child

    A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday
    when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
    initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law
    and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
    more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
    the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
    cried out that they also beat him!

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
    that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
    judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
    should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references
    and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
    custody to the England Football Team , whom the boy firmly believes are
    not currently capable of beating anyone.

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  2. vvanker.
  3. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

  4. I wasn't sure were that was going, excellent :)
  5. LOL, when i saw the thread title i thought, prepare the tissues, but then saw the author and immediatly thought "dry your eyes CH"!!!
  6. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    The old ones are the best. :wink: I think it was first done in 1997. :p
  7. So you're Scotish then Sandy?
  8. Hilarious! Accurate too.
  9. A bit old though - been done done many times before
  10. Snigger.. :D
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

  12. Well, I think it's not fair to say the England team can't 'beat' anything, as they obviously 'slap the monkey' as they're all w@nkers!

    Great giggle though!
  13. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Someone has been listening to Kevin "Bloody" Wilson then!!!! :D
  14. Happy days :)
  15. Happy with that! :):):):):):)