Sad, sad people...

Pure class

"This is not the first ball of paint I've made. In the 60's when I was in high school, I was on the varsity high school baseball team. My summer vacation was spent working at a local paint store. It all started when a friend (Oscar Sparkman) and I were throwing a baseball in the paint shop when one of us missed the ball. Of course it knocked over a gallon of paint, needless to say the ball was covered. We cleaned up the paint up from the floor but left the ball as it was, with paint on it. I set it on top an old table, and the next day I went to get it I was sparked with the idea."
I wonder how gutted he would be if i crawled up to his house and lobbed a a petrol bomb in with some sugar and paint stripper to spice things up???
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder if they discuss the drying qualities of paint on said ball while he's giving Glenda the good news?

If they have a fetish for covering balls in paint, god forbid what Glenda has done to Mike's nutsack.

the long winter nights must have flown by - all 28 yrs...........
Bad_Crow said:
What a pair of fcuking Herberts. Haven't they heard of sex???
1. What a pair of fcuking Herberts. YES
2. Haven't they heard of sex??? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THEIR PICTURE???
I like "Has over 19100 Coats of paint, but ultimate goal 20000! " 8O

Nice to achieve something in ones life 8O

What will they do when they reach 20000? sand it down and start again?

But then with a missus that looks like that I might be tempted to paint my balls
"Alexandria's biggest roadside attraction"
Jesus that place must be a shithole 8O
Think 'Mike' would like to paint 19,100 coats of paint onto my balls?
looks like it needs some t cut to me - all those layers of paint and the finish is sh1te - wonder how many coats hes got on his car ????
tattybadger said:
balo_monkey said:
Think 'Mike' would like to paint 19,100 coats of paint onto my balls?
BaloMonkey - You are a spectacularly sad individual - go and give yourself a long talking to (or a chat with the bongo) :lol:
Billy Bongo?
This is boring. I'd rather watch paint dry. Ahem.
This paint ball is based on the same principle as the 'Grolly Pole' constructed by submariners at sea. The Grolly Pole consisted of a piece of string/rope hanging from the deckhead on the boat. Anyone with a good bogey (grolly) up their nose was invited to pick it and stick it the rope. Amazing how thick and long the pole could get on extended trips. Sad or bored or both?
I began painting my sac when i was trying to impress a girlfreind in the early 80,s. After a number of coats i had to start barrowing my sac around the garrison which attracted the attention of the then RSM **x of the Coldstreams. He invited me to his intray and summilarily bollocked me to within an inch of my life. I spent the last 3 years of my service removing the paint. What a load of old bolls effy I hear you say. Its true man. Ok Ok Ive had too much Herforder Pi ss.


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