Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Proximo, Jan 1, 2006.
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What a pair of fcuking Herberts. Haven't they heard of sex???
"This is not the first ball of paint I've made. In the 60's when I was in high school, I was on the varsity high school baseball team. My summer vacation was spent working at a local paint store. It all started when a friend (Oscar Sparkman) and I were throwing a baseball in the paint shop when one of us missed the ball. Of course it knocked over a gallon of paint, needless to say the ball was covered. We cleaned up the paint up from the floor but left the ball as it was, with paint on it. I set it on top an old table, and the next day I went to get it I was sparked with the idea."
I wonder how gutted he would be if i crawled up to his house and lobbed a a petrol bomb in with some sugar and paint stripper to spice things up???
I wonder if they discuss the drying qualities of paint on said ball while he's giving Glenda the good news?
If they have a fetish for covering balls in paint, god forbid what Glenda has done to Mike's nutsack.
the long winter nights must have flown by - all 28 yrs...........
1. What a pair of fcuking Herberts. YES
2. Haven't they heard of sex??? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THEIR PICTURE???
Haha. Fair one dude. I apologise. Feel Free to head tap me
I like "Has over 19100 Coats of paint, but ultimate goal 20000! "
Nice to achieve something in ones life
What will they do when they reach 20000? sand it down and start again?
But then with a missus that looks like that I might be tempted to paint my balls
Jesus that place must be a shithole
the septic equivelent to nesscliffe
Only in America
Think 'Mike' would like to paint 19,100 coats of paint onto my balls?
looks like it needs some t cut to me - all those layers of paint and the finish is sh1te - wonder how many coats hes got on his car ????
BaloMonkey - You are a spectacularly sad individual - go and give yourself a long talking to (or a chat with the bongo)
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