Sad, sad people...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Proximo, Jan 1, 2006.

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  1. What a pair of fcuking Herberts. Haven't they heard of sex???
  2. Pure class

    "This is not the first ball of paint I've made. In the 60's when I was in high school, I was on the varsity high school baseball team. My summer vacation was spent working at a local paint store. It all started when a friend (Oscar Sparkman) and I were throwing a baseball in the paint shop when one of us missed the ball. Of course it knocked over a gallon of paint, needless to say the ball was covered. We cleaned up the paint up from the floor but left the ball as it was, with paint on it. I set it on top an old table, and the next day I went to get it I was sparked with the idea."
  3. I wonder how gutted he would be if i crawled up to his house and lobbed a a petrol bomb in with some sugar and paint stripper to spice things up???
  4. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I wonder if they discuss the drying qualities of paint on said ball while he's giving Glenda the good news?

    If they have a fetish for covering balls in paint, god forbid what Glenda has done to Mike's nutsack.

    the long winter nights must have flown by - all 28 yrs...........
  5. 1. What a pair of fcuking Herberts. YES
    2. Haven't they heard of sex??? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THEIR PICTURE???
  6. Haha. Fair one dude. I apologise. Feel Free to head tap me
  7. I like "Has over 19100 Coats of paint, but ultimate goal 20000! " 8O

    Nice to achieve something in ones life 8O

    What will they do when they reach 20000? sand it down and start again?

    But then with a missus that looks like that I might be tempted to paint my balls
  8. Jesus that place must be a shithole 8O
  9. the septic equivelent to nesscliffe
  10. Only in America :roll:
  11. Think 'Mike' would like to paint 19,100 coats of paint onto my balls?
  12. looks like it needs some t cut to me - all those layers of paint and the finish is sh1te - wonder how many coats hes got on his car ????
  13. BaloMonkey - You are a spectacularly sad individual - go and give yourself a long talking to (or a chat with the bongo) :lol: