Sad sad news

#1
Got up this morning in good spirits. Sun shining, birds singing, dog wagging tail. Going about my usual morning routine - coffee, toast, GMTV. Then GMTV made an announcement that ruined my day. Probably my year. Probably the rest of my life.

Victoria Beckham is giving up singing.

I'm absolutely gutted.
 
#2
Is she coming to work in your Cabbies office? :D

She's got a few quid, might buy a new carpet
 
#4
Maybe she is going to read a book now.
 
#5
How earth-shatteringly sad! She was my icon, nay, my goddess, the woman I aspired to be! Forget all that brainy tosh, education? Who needs it. Talent?? Don't be silly. Just starve yourself, spray-tan until you're deep orange and pop out kids to an equally brainless bloke with loads of dosh. That's the way to go.

I'm gutted...

:twisted:
 
#6
Damn! How many of these paracetamol will it take to OD on?

Can the world carry on when life just isn't worth living any more?

I thought I knew depression when my ex left me for the milkman / my best mate / whoever (Biscuits, sure you can put me right on who it was) but this news is worse than anything I've ever heard :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oh,


hang on.....




THAT Victoria Beckham? Champagne anyone? :lol:
 
#7
Victoria Beckham as a solo artist was a joke

(in the words of C-S) dont get me wrong...

i was a big fan of the spice girls but individually they were pants :)

so not a major loss to the music industry

bye Vicky (insert a jumping for joy smiley)
 
#9
bout time someone shut that whore up... maybe she will become a recluse and try and stay out of the media eye whilst she's at it..
 
#10
I'm finding it really hard to choke back my tears........ of sheer and utter joy at this news! :D:D:D
 
#15
She has given up "singing" in order to concentrate on doing Jig Saws. Last week she completed one in only 4 days which was really good innit coz it said 3-5 years on the box.
 
#16
Aah, come on! She was an ideal role model for the younger generation.
Let's face it. If a gormless, talentless, pimply, thick f****wit like her can make it, then everybody's in with a chance.

I can't help it, but every time I see her boat race, I get this almost irresistable urge to plug my electric razor into her nostrils.

MsG
 
#18
Seems like a good thread to post my very first....errr...post.

YAY, WHOOPEE, YIP SKIPPEDY DOODAAH! What a f*¢§ing relief she is off the airwaves

Sadly she will now probably have time to pop more sprogs for her doorknob of a husband.....how they
are allowed to breed I don't know.......
 
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