Sad News...........

#2
COCK!!!
 
#3
A CAT died, while two dogs and a budgerigar were rescued after a blaze broke out at a Margate home on Tuesday.

Fuckin racist firemen - leaving the cats!

RIP Moggy - I'll raise a catnip to you later.
 
#4
Now this I can get behind.

Rest easy (For a change)...
 
#5
Keep it civil, people, I'm sure the deceased's family will come on ARRSE looking for comfort.
 
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#6
Damn it's dusty in here....

The star that burns twice as bright burns only half as long.

RIP Moggy, you've done you time in hell.
 
#7
Keep it civil, people, I'm sure the deceased's family will come on ARRSE looking for comfort.
Meow meow, lets not get nasty.

"Oh, my coat?"
 
#8
Damn it's dusty in here....

The star that burns twice as bright burns only half as long.

RIP Moggy, you've done you time in hell.
Hell = Sleeping 20 hours a day only waking to eat, shit or shag. Brave Souls are those little kitties.
 
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#9
Hell = Sleeping 20 hours a day only waking to eat, shit or shag. Brave Souls are those little kitties.
Poor thing had recently returned from a dangerous mission to shit in number 29s garden, such a waste that it should go like this.
 
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#12
Poor thing had recently returned from a dangerous mission to shit in number 29s garden, such a waste that it should go like this.
I'm glad like many you recognise that Callsign Felix does take the greatest risks :D
 
#16
IF I SHOULD GROW FRAIL

If it should be that I grow frail and weak
And pain does keep me from my sleep,
Then will you do what must be done
For this - the last battle - can't be won.

You will be sad I understand
But don't let grief then stay your hand.
For on this day, more than the rest
Your love and friendship must stand the test.

We have had so many happy years,
You wouldn't want me to suffer so.
When the time comes, please, let me go.

Take me to where my needs they'll tend,
Only, stay with me till the end.
And hold me firm and speak to me
Until my eyes no longer see.

I know in time you will agree
It is a kindness you do to me.
Although my tail its last has waved,
From pain and suffering I have been saved.

Don't grieve that it must now be you
Who has to decide this thing to do.
We've been so close - we two- these years,
Don't let your heart hold any tears.
 
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Zarathustra

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#19
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
Author unknown...
 
#20
No - It attended Top Cat, to compete against other Top Cats and was told by its Wing Cat that it was dangerous, before killing its backseat cat in a training mission. It then passed out of the Top Cat academy and along with other successful Top Cat qualified cats went to an unamed theatre of operations and did battle against foreign (Allegedly Communist) Cats. It was congratulated by Ground Cats and told by another successful Top Cat that it could be his Wing Cat anytime. He thought that was bull shit though, as he could be its.
 
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