Sad news for tit fans. Angelina gets them off.

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  1. Someone had to start it off so I thought I'd do the dirty.

    Angelina has had a DOUBLE mastectomy. Poor girl, still she probably has taken the right step. Makes you think about people we all know that have had to take the surgery.


    BBC News - Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy
     
  2. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Beat me to it! Although it sounds quite macabre, it's actually rather sensible. Complete reconstruction with fake bits, and maybe no-one would have even noticed had she not said anything.

    But - would you cut any bits of yourself off as a pre-emptive strike?
     
  3. But the finest placky surgeons in California will make them pert and fulsome within months.

    Personally can't stand her, but I wouldn't turn down a BJ off them lips
     
  4. With an 87% chance of her developing breast cancer it was very wise.
    She's had reconstructive surgery, so still available for Lara Croft. :)
     
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  5. Jarrod's been getting young men to drill out his Prostate for years. That's forward thinking for you
     
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  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

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  7. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    They might be a bit on the manky rotten side by now!
     
  8. It makes no difference to me.

    I only ever wanted to eat her bottom out before writing my name on her cervix with a craft knife anyway :)
     
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  9. old_fat_and_hairy

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  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Perhaps I'm getting old but she does nothing for me.
     
  11. It's nice to have goals, isn't it?


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    You utter gay.
     
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  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    OK, I'll change a tad, but it's her mouth that puts me off.

    Having said that though, she does have blow job lips.