going awawy from the katlin hurricane heres another sad joke... There was once a little mouse called keith, who circumcised men with his teeth, it wasnt for leisure or sexual pleasure it was just for the cheese underneath!!!!
A Punk sat on a train eating prawns...spitting the heads at a nun across the aisle from him. The nun proceeds to pick the heads off her, throwing them out of the window and pull on the emergency cord.. The punk laughs and says " Do you know you could get a Â£50 fine for doing that?" the nun replies" Do you know that when I cry Rape and they smell your fingers you could get 10 years? "
Grrrrr at the inability to type whilst having a telephone conversation !!