sad jokes

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by manxcaT, Sep 14, 2005.

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  1. Hurricane katlin; Typical woman, when she came she was warm, wet & windy and when she left she took the house, the car and feckin everything else!!!
     
  2. NEWS FLASH >>>>>>
     
    A SPOKESPERSON FOR 60'S GROUP THE ANIMALS HAS MADE A PUBLIC APOLOGY
    Apparently, there isn't a house in New Orleans.
     
  3. 5 black men in purple dinner jackets and bow ties were found today under a pier in New Orleans...DNA tests later revealed them to be The Drifters!!
     
  4. Tarantino is doing a film about the New Orleans disaster....Resevoir Wogs


    Sorry a bit politically incorrect but it made me giggle.

    Sparky
     
  5. 2 planeloads of volunteers left liverpool today bound for Mississippi;....... to assist with the looting..........
     
  6. psyco1959 that was bad lol
     
  7. no houses in new orleans then wot did there have ??????????????????
     
  8. I'l heard that the bar's are starting to fill up again as punters drift in!!
     
  9. Katrina and the waves are playing at the releif gig!
     
  10. The restaurants will all open again soon. they are just waiting for the staff to finish washing up.
     
  11. pmsl boomers thats a good one lol
     
  12. going awawy from the katlin hurricane heres another sad joke... There was once a little mouse called keith, who circumcised men with his teeth, it wasnt for leisure or sexual pleasure it was just for the cheese underneath!!!!
     
  13. How do you tell if a scouse is rich?

    He has two cars on bricks and one is all the same colour!!!

    PMSL.........
     
  14. what did the bath say to the toilet?


    I may not get as much ass as you but i dont take no sh!t..!!!!!
     
  15. An egg and sausage in a frying pan....the egg says to the sausage..."god damm its hot in here..", the sausage says "FUCK ME A TALKING EGG!!!"