sad cow

But would you?
"She looks like my sister and I'm happy for her."
No, love. No she doesn't.

She looks like a 50 year-old who's had a lot of plastic surgery and has managed to delude herself about what she looks like.

Long shot, I know, but do you fancy a threesome?
Really sad.

Shame is that the young one actually looks like a really bad surgery job, whereas the old one just looks like normal plastic surgery.