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Sacked from chip shop.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by BearFrills, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Man walks into chip shop. "Hey why did you sack my son"?
    Owner replies, "Because he had the potato peeler stuck up his arse".
    Man, "Show me this potato peeler".
    Owner, "Can't - I sacked that twat too".