S**tting on own doorstep

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by putteesinmyhands, Jan 21, 2013.

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  1. Police close town centre brothel | Local News in Luton, Dunstable and Bedfordshire

    As few will be aware, Buxton Road is also where you'll find Luton Police Station and Luton Magistrates Court.

    Will the premises be open for business again in 3 months if the staff and visitors promise to be quiet?
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  2. Nice was it? just asking like :D
  3. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    In scarborough there was a brothel in Barr st, same scenario and back in the early 80's
  4. Ms Pusey?
    Her real name no doubt.
  5. "Ms C Pusey" reckon thats her real name?
  6. The chinese were running a brothel in a house right next door to the police station near where i used to live........it had been running there for years....apparently!.........:police:...........was the noise keeping the coppers awake.....were they being charged too much?
  7. Did you have to pay extra to shit on their doorstep?
  8. Only if plod catch you.
  9. I take it it was Kent Police?
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  10. Well Cynthia Payne use to run a brothel at 32 Ambleside Avenue, in Streatham in the late 70's & early 80's.
    And made it all a bit respectable to get you kit off and shag some prostitute in your lunch time if you wanted to.
    Elderly men paid in Luncheon Vouchers to dress up in lingerie and be spanked by young women!
  11. Trouble with having a shag at the Chinese brothel is that five minutes after you've finished you want another.
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  12. That could only enhance the area
  13. Leave him mate - he's not worth it!
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  14. Don't know if they did take-aways as well?.....:w00t:
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  15. You make that sound like a bad thing!