S&M Partner needed for DD

#1
OK folks here it is. DD is complaining no one can satisfy him with sexual favours. I hear the Arrse Stud likes a bit of slap and tickle! So ladies how would you keep DD happy? Whats the worse you could do to him?
 
#2
ROFLMAO

You cheeky bitch!!!!
 
#3
pity - if it was SM I would volunteer but not into S&M.........
 
#4
What I do now!!!!!!!!!! I do nothing!! DD Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Might give you something to wack off to later tonight!
 
#6
I was still thinking of chucking a toaster in DD's bath while he is in it. That might shock him?
 
#7
Gunny Highway said:
He could borrow my pet kettle. I used it to boil piiss over the weekend, but I'm sure he could use it to stick 'things in and wiggle them about'.
No no no no no no no no. :D

That's the whole point, Anya is trying to get me a wummun "to stick things in and wiggle them about". You not tried that lately Gunny? Or are you "attached" to that kettle?

And you called me weird?


Anya1982 said:
I was still thinking of chucking a toaster in DD's bath while he is in it. That might shock him?
Might wake me up. I just got out of bed.
 
#10
Anya1982 said:
DD, can I not stick a finger up your bum???
Me and Gunny have this in common at least - we're both in possession of one way valves.
 
#14
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Well you have a fertile imagination anyway! 8O

You and Cutaway should get together - he has an entire dungeon ready and waiting. Its soundproofed, not to mention the walls and floors are easy to wipe down too.
 
#15
DD, How would you know about cuts? How about I show you how its really done? See if you can walk away knowing that nothing else will compare! If not I always have the great white shark tank awaiting for your company.
 
#17
Anya1982 said:
DD, How would you know about cuts? How about I show you how its really done? See if you can walk away knowing that nothing else will compare! If not I always have the great white shark tank awaiting for your company.
Here, wait a minute!!!!

There aren't any other wimmin posting on this. This should been have called the "Anya wants to works out her frustrations on some poor geezer" thread.

Walk away? I'd get to walk away? :?: :?:


Gunny Highway said:
Duck Dodgers said:
That's the whole point, Anya is trying to get me a wummun
I could always wear a long wig and a dress I suppose, if your that desparate?
Ummmmmm no.

The kettle is a far more appealing prospect.
 
#18
Am I the only lass on here thats into a mild form of violent sex? Really I am a pussy cat at heart!!
 
#19
Where is Nursey when I need her to protect me? :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#20
Anya I don't think there is a MILD form of VIOLENT sex - it's all a bit much I'm afraid

I don't think anyone is adverse to a little tying up once in a while or the old playful arse spank but you want to make guys BLEED! 8O

Scarey pants time!!
 

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