Ryanair stewardess moonlighting as porn star

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by HarryPalmer, Mar 22, 2009.

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  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    in her defence, she did say in an interview it was just to pay the bills and that she never intended anyone to find out... it was just while she got on her feet. She said she was never really happy and that she didnt like the type of people she was being forced to associate with... so she became a porn star!

    I thangyew.
     
  3. Depends....

    Is she looks like something that ScaleyAlbereto posts in the Lady thread, she could scare the sh1te out of grot-viewing passengers....
     
  4. Well, I hope she washed her hands before handing out the nibbles.... 8O
     
  5. Her in this years Ryanair Calendar....
     

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  6. Did you have to pay for the calender or did you manage to "liberate" a copy? :lol:
     
  7. Good girl, best of luck to her and I admire Ryanair's attitude.
     
  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    uote="Furryturd"]Good girl, best of luck to her and I admire Ryanair's attitude.[/quote]


    Good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard for your flight 567 to Warsaw. my Name is Paula A short safety briefing before departure. their are 6 emergency exits on this A/C, and a life jkt and my latest dvd can be found under your seat. I accept euro,s and sterling.
     
  9. Christ, it has to be Ryanair didn't it? I had a holiday booked with them to Greece, just been been contacted becasue along with the Toilet Charge, Carpet Charge, Seat Charge and All Four Engines Working Charge, they're now wanting a Porn Star Serving Drinks Charge too!
     
  10. Harry,

    Don't give a toss about pornstar stewardess. Your linky at the end brought back so many memories and it is still a classic!

    Roy Batty rules!
     
  11. haha looks like ill be flying ryanair soon then!!!
     


  12. utterly brilliant ............sir i blame you for losing precious Grolsch over my keyboard!!


    for that i inflict this picture upon you .............. ha.. take that!!!
     

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  13. Scuse me, but she appears to be a bit of a skinny munter. Still fair play to her.

    Having experienced the cattle train that is Ryanair, me thinks the porn angle would be a better career option.
     
  14. And the emergency exits are located here...
     

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