Unfortunately I need to get somewhere that only Ryanair cover. Just booked a "discount" flight - a return for 2 people, total cost Euro 15. Plus taxes. Plus 1 bag. Plus insurance ('cos they will leave you in the middle of nowhere without options). Plus handling fee. Plus credit card charges (not that you can pay an other way). Total Euro 158.20!!!! For the privilege of being treated like a veal calf. Anyone got a purple shell suit they can lend me so I can blend in with the other passengers?