Ryan Giggs does a runner !

#2
Well he isn't going to get very far is he? The first time someone moves within a foot of him he's going to fall over as if hit by a sniper and roll around on the floor.
 
#3
Emperor Mong, "******* Hell, Giggsie, your sister in law's a right slapper! She's gagging for it -get in there, my son!"

Ryan Giggs, "Oh Dark Lord, that would mean betraying my wife and my brother. Are you sure?"

Emperor Mong, "Trust me. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?":twisted:
 
#4
I know I am an innocent in these matters, but my Book of Common Prayer states clearly at 'A Table of Kindred Affinity' that a man may not marry his brother's wife. Does this mean that neither may a man 'bonk' his brother's wife?

PS: Oh! Giggs! That said, let the blameless caste the first stone!
 
#5
I know I am an innocent in these matters, but my Book of Common Prayer states clearly at 'A Table of Kindred Affinity' that a man may not marry his brother's wife. Does this mean that neither may a man 'bonk' his brother's wife?

PS: Oh! Giggs! That said, let the blameless caste the first stone!
Wheres my throwing brick? Sleeping with your brothers wife when you're a multi-millionaire who could shag every slapper in the country is just wrong. Still Christmas at the Gigg's should be a chuckle this year :)
 
#6
There should be a banning rule for anyone that starts threads about poontang but does not include pics of any kind.

 
#7
Reckon he has far too much time on his hands -- is he still a footballer or a dick that allows the rest of his anatomy to play football sometimes.
 
#8
More to come??????
 
#12
If Mr Giggs hadn't put in his super injunction, then people like me who care not a jot about football wouldn't be interested.

Wayne Rooney porked some granny, and is now being lauded in the papers for having a hair transplant.

Mr Giggs has paid hundreds of thousands to legal types, who can't even do what they claimed they can. If a second hand car dealer behaved like that, they would be facing all sort of fraud charges. I'm sure the legal trade would be embarrassed by this...Oh Mrs Blair is 'looking for business, darlin?' under the laws bought in by her husband.

Money talks, bullshit walks.
 
#14
If Mr Giggs hadn't put in his super injunction, then people like me who care not a jot about football wouldn't be interested.

Wayne Rooney porked some granny, and is now being lauded in the papers for having a hair transplant.

Mr Giggs has paid hundreds of thousands to legal types, who can't even do what they claimed they can. If a second hand car dealer behaved like that, they would be facing all sort of fraud charges. I'm sure the legal trade would be embarrassed by this...Oh Mrs Blair is 'looking for business, darlin?' under the laws bought in by her husband.

Money talks, bullshit walks.
Rooney's hair plugs Twitter fans into new world of image management | Football | The Guardian

Rooney's hair transplant - Dear oh dear...

What happened to good old fashioned footballers with comb overs

 

Fang_Farrier

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#16
So what did Gigg's lawyer say to the judge to gain the injunction?

Methinks that someone was not telling all of the story.
And how did he explain all those legal visits and bills to his wife!

Mind you he seems to have managed to explain away a lot of things to her at the time.

Ain't payback a bitch!
 

terroratthepicnic

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#17
And how did he explain all those legal visits and bills to his wife!

Mind you he seems to have managed to explain away a lot of things to her at the time.

Ain't payback a bitch!
His wife probably wouldn't have noticed, seeing as he earns 80k a week.

What people need to realise is, that if squeeky clean Giggs has been putting it about a bit, then every player has. So Louise, when you found out Jamie has been shagging around, I have a comfortable shoulder.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#18
"Ryan Giggs Does A Runner" - In addition to his sister in law?
 
#19
His wife probably wouldn't have noticed, seeing as he earns 80k a week.

What people need to realise is, that if squeeky clean Giggs has been putting it about a bit, then every player has. So Louise, when you found out Jamie has been shagging around, I have a comfortable shoulder.
If you believed that then he needs to pay his PR firm a bonus.
 
#20
If he's fucked off the important questions remain:

a. Who's knobbing his disaster in law now?

b. Who's knobbing that baldy Welsh model Imogen Thomas now?

c. What will all his sheep think of all this fuss??

d. If the answer to a. and b. is not me, why not?
 
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