Ryan Air's Michael O'Leary gets involved in Aircraft Design

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Yep, according to the Irish Times Michael O'Leary is going to advise a Chinese aircraft company on how to design a next generation passenger jet.

    Ryanair set for China design deal - The Irish Times - Sat, Jun 18, 2011

    The mind boggles at what he'll suggest. Some of his more sensible suggestions from the past...

    - Cockpit simplified so cabin crew can land the jet.
    - Coin operated toilets
    - Seats in the vertical plane so customers fly standing up: i.e. more customers on a flight.

    WTF will a passenger plane designed by O'Leary look like?

    Suggestions welcome...

  2. Something like this?

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  4. I won't travel with these vile companies with planes full of smelly chavs.
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  5. I suspect, once the Chinese have finished nodding politely, the design will look something like this.

  6. no doubt you'll have to pay extra to sit inside
  7. Michael O'Leary's first attempt at landing an aircraft:

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  9. hang about we may be being to harsh having googled ryan air it appers they produce a "girls of ryan air" calender


    I also found a pic of his cumface
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  11. HHH

    HHH LE


    Probably like this!!
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  12. Thought you might like this:


    When she’s not serving Ryanair passengers, stewardess Edita Schindlerova makes dicks hard as porn star Edina Bente. But what’s really, really great is Ryanair management’s reaction: the official company statement basically says okay, they’re fine with that, Edita stays and works with them no matter twat, err, we mean, what.
  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    Are you trying to say I'm a dirty old man??

    Well, you're right!
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  14. Whatever it looks like, the INS will make sure that it lands at least 50 miles away from where the passengers thought it was going to.