Ryan Air's Michael O'Leary gets involved in Aircraft Design

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Yep, according to the Irish Times Michael O'Leary is going to advise a Chinese aircraft company on how to design a next generation passenger jet.

Ryanair set for China design deal - The Irish Times - Sat, Jun 18, 2011

IRISH LOW-COST airline Ryanair and China’s state-owned Commercial Aircraft Corporation of China Ltd (Comac) are expected to sign a co-operation agreement next week in what could be the first step in a collaboration between the pair to design and put into service a jet aircraft... The two groups will collaborate on the design and configuration of Comac’s proposed C919 passenger jet that could be put into service by Ryanair and other short-haul carriers.
The mind boggles at what he'll suggest. Some of his more sensible suggestions from the past...

- Cockpit simplified so cabin crew can land the jet.
- Coin operated toilets
- Seats in the vertical plane so customers fly standing up: i.e. more customers on a flight.

WTF will a passenger plane designed by O'Leary look like?

Suggestions welcome...

Wordsmith
 
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I suspect, once the Chinese have finished nodding politely, the design will look something like this.

crumpled-paper.jpg
 
#7
no doubt you'll have to pay extra to sit inside
 
#8
Michael O'Leary's first attempt at landing an aircraft:

 
#10
hang about we may be being to harsh having googled ryan air it appers they produce a "girls of ryan air" calender



I also found a pic of his cumface
 
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Probably like this!!
 
#13


Probably like this!!
Thought you might like this:



When she’s not serving Ryanair passengers, stewardess Edita Schindlerova makes dicks hard as porn star Edina Bente. But what’s really, really great is Ryanair management’s reaction: the official company statement basically says okay, they’re fine with that, Edita stays and works with them no matter twat, err, we mean, what.
 
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Thought you might like this:



When she’s not serving Ryanair passengers, stewardess Edita Schindlerova makes dicks hard as porn star Edina Bente. But what’s really, really great is Ryanair management’s reaction: the official company statement basically says okay, they’re fine with that, Edita stays and works with them no matter twat, err, we mean, what.
Are you trying to say I'm a dirty old man??


Well, you're right!
 
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#17
It will save a load of airport landing fees.

They will be able to drop you in a muddy field at least 10 miles from where you need to be. You'll have to make your own way into town.

When you do get there, you'lll find the Germans have already got all the accomodation.
 

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Yep, according to the Irish Times Michael O'Leary is going to advise a Chinese aircraft company on how to design a next generation passenger jet.

Ryanair set for China design deal - The Irish Times - Sat, Jun 18, 2011



The mind boggles at what he'll suggest. Some of his more sensible suggestions from the past...

- Cockpit simplified so cabin crew can land the jet.
- Coin operated toilets
- Seats in the vertical plane so customers fly standing up: i.e. more customers on a flight.

WTF will a passenger plane designed by O'Leary look like?

Suggestions welcome...

Wordsmith
THis is the 'vertical seat' concept:

vertical_seating.jpg
 
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