Rutting Chavs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by maninblack, Aug 2, 2005.

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  1. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    I went out tonight, with Wifeinblack, for a tabby-cat massala and pilau rat; all was fine until we walked past the local music venue where the manager explained how many of my friends were inside.

    The ball and chain went home and I popped in for a beer, then I got talking etc.

    I left at 11 and as I got to the corner of the road there was a couple; fat bird/skinny bloke rutting on the pavement, under the streetlamp.

    We are talking about trousers round ankles and legs apart on a Tuesday night in the middle of a city.

    Then, when he got a move on, she got all snotty about his poor performance.

    Mind you the time scale was from first glimpse to trousers up under a minute.
  2. The chav pick-up line being "It won't take long and you'll hardly feel a thing".
  3. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Frankly, I have read the book and seen the film but, I was pretty shocked by this.

    Not the act; the audacity, although they would never spell it.
  4. MIB, you don't have a camera phone because...?
  5. I can't believe you caught your wife in that situation!!!