You get what you measure,
I will measure Emcon, and he will be found wanting - simply because that's what the data says.
Sadly I cannot measure those dumb enough to 'engage;' with him.
Emcon is the reason there's an 'Ignore' function.
But he doesn’t realise that I read his posts in Cookie Monster or Joe Pasquale voices.
The ignore function is for spaghetti wristed queens and invertebrates.
The lack of punctuation and syntax adds to the overall experience.
I crave his input, like he craves the attention.
He’s just hilarious pixels to me, no more than that.