Russian Sex Day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smartascarrots, Sep 17, 2007.

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  1. OK, so it was a few weeks ago, but still BBC Link

    I thought Sergey had been a bit quiet at the time.
  2. Maybe he was exercising his Eastern front
  3. Or possibly exploring his Urals?
  4. Vacating his Baltics?

    According to certain 'educational' websites I have 'researched', Russian is full of dazzling blonde teens desperate to please in any way imaginable.

    I can only assume that the low rate of childbrth is due to advanced ex-Soviet methods of birth control. After all, the internet never lies.

    Does it?
  5. The Russian birds here are all gopping.

    Fat arrses and sugar-puff teeth.

    Maybe that's what the advanced birth control methods are?

    Or is it dodgy vodka?
  6. It shows Russia really cares about the environment. Not only is the state looking to increase the world population but you get a Russian 4x4 to boot.

    If they want more people in Russia we can give them back quite a few thousand that are now causing mayhem in Britain.

    Only Russian Millionaires who are willing to deposit their money at a Northern Rock Branch should be allowed to stay the rest get sent back. So making London safer and one less language to have to here shouting in the supermarkets, why can’t foreigners shop quietly?