Russian ninja arrested in Italy!

#1
Italian coppers have arrested a Russian ninja who had been causing fear at farms in Italy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6746051.stm

The "ninja" was known to have struck several times - his head wrapped in a black bandana, a powerful bow in one hand and a knife strapped to his leg.

He targeted isolated farms late at night forcing farmers to hand over cash and valuables at arrow point.

His victims were usually so afraid they didn't report the attacks until some days later.

But on Monday night the "ninja" was outwitted.

As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.


The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle.

Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.

Police eventually trailed him to an abandoned farmhouse where he was arrested.

He was later identified as Igor Vaclavic, a former soldier from the Russian army.
I am sick of these Russian Ninjas, how long will it be before they terrorize our farms, riding into the shadowy night on bicycles? If this was in this country the police would have arrested the old man who set off his rifle.

Apologies if this story has already been posted, couldn't find it.
 
#2
Perhaps we can exchange the ninja for the guy who poisoned (allegedly) Alexander Litvinenko. Just like old times at check point charlie .... although the ruskies might have to get visas to get into germany to do that!
 
#3
Btw, the robber said that he is unders stong influence by tales about Robin Hood.
 

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#5
Dya reckon he's been hiding out in Italy? I thought Chimpy was 'THEM', not a Soviet Storm Trooper.
 
#7
Startled, the "ninja" made his escape, hopping onto a bicycle and racing off into the nearby cornfields - followed by police who were quickly on the scene.
Quality - must have missed that bit in Shogun :D

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#9
Thats inspired!!! Just goes to show how strong there vodka is... it can make you think that you are infact your childhood hero!!
 
#11
LMAO! Imagine... travel so far away from home to make a complete horse's rear out of oneself. Hmm... maybe this guy was forced into exile for his behavior? :D
 
#12
Khyros said:
LMAO! Imagine... travel so far away from home to make a complete horse's rear out of oneself. Hmm... maybe this guy was forced into exile for his behavior? :D
Never thought about that :!:

Sergey - have your lot got back into Italy again :?:

Better GULAG there than some frozen sh1thole in Siberia :twisted:
 

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