Er, rummaging about in the cupboard I found an old poster I had bought. I bought it when I was with a girl who was a Russian speaker, but I cannot remember what the translation was. When we went our seperate ways, this went into the TARDIS that is my cupboard. Sadly, I cannot call upon my ex-girlfriend's assistance to translate. I wonder if any members of this august forum could help with the translation, before I put it up and find it is either subversive or obscene!