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Russian 'intelligence' comedy of errors

PS. They have tested the green wallpaper for arsenic, no, unless he seriously had a hidden desire to lick wallpaper, not the cause of death,..... stomach ulcer. but body was in a very good condition when he was re-interred in 1840.


7 Men from Gascony by R, F Delderfield. Required reading.


Back to thread now please?
 
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Ok, here we go

Oh dearie dearie me......

'Russia-Iran' troll tweet trove published

Anything you'd like to say now trolls? Seems some unkind personage has leaked all your hard work....

You sweating KGBs? What with you being one private person, rather than a collective who never read their handover notes?

Early analysis by the BBC's data journalism team indicates the word "Brexit" was mentioned in 3,789 tweets linked the Russian Internet Research Agency (IRA), nearly all of which were published on the day of the vote or afterwards.

Russian Internet Research Agency? Isn't that the outfit you guys work for?

I suspect there will be radio silence for a while......

Don't be surprised if you are told to go into a room on your own with this:

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and this in lieu of a severance package, the Motherland has no further further use for "burnt legends," it's called 'the KGB Goodbye' according to sources
 
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KGB.... Shaken or Stirred..... so old fashioned, should now be evil personified NKVD or incompetent GRU.

Now, if I was in charge of this Mk 1 cluster F,,k outfit, that I use to work in.... I would make heads roll.
 
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Liar. I, unlike you have never deflected
Yet another massive fail from the bullsh1t master himself?
Maybe 118118 wrote it.
Only in your disease ridden troll brain.
In your worked-up state you appear to have forgotten the evidence, proof and absolute facts that I asked you to post yesterday.

Try again when you calm down a bit.

SORRY FOR CAPS BUT YOU HAVE PERHAPS FORGOTTEN THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY SUGGESTED THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT NEEDED TO SHOW ITS EVIDENCE, YOU WERE REPEATEDLY CHALLENGED ON THIS, IT WAS POINTED OUT TO YOU HOW THE LAW WORKS AND THAT EVIDENCE ISNT SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC (not that you are British public) BEFORE A COURT CASE.

Well that's a stroke of luck for the believers-with-no-proof-club, eh?

Not getting to see any of ukgov's 'evidence' before it's shown in a UK court of law.

What what happen to this 'evidence' if there was never a court-case?
I wonder.........

That is just brilliant

Check out the name of the director, that's comedy genius and the rest of the piece is just as cleverly written :)

The name of the director is still making me chuckle now, I wonder if he is friends with Hugh Janus :)

Wow, you're so sharp I bet you cut yourself once in a while.

That's maybe because the article is something called satire.
Maybe you've heard of the word?
ukgov and plod are certainly aware of the existence of this word.


Didn't you ever wonder why the uk's state broadcaster decided not to run a skripal-piece on crimewatch over the last 7mths.
After all plod admitted to knowing nothing about anything a few times, didn't they?

This satirical piece demonstrates why there has been a minimum of asking-for-witnesses on tv with this case.
If the civpop in the UK were ever actually aware of the anomalies with this case a lot more answers would be demanded to a lot more questions.

As it is this whole mess has morphed a number of times already, off in different directions... It's very hard to keep track of what is supposed to now be gen and what is now deemed to be duff.

That's the point though.


Who gives a toss.

Quite a few of us care, surprising you don't think it means much.
This whole thing has always has been up there with a string-vest and Swiss cheese since day1/wk1 but you're still cheering for the team that has provided minimum evidence

The perfume bottle that broke or didn't break is another interesting sub-topic that has rx'd no real investigating.

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I wonder where the nozzle was fitted into the internal packaging when the whole thing was packaged up?

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One would have thought plod (or whoever's is currently running plod) would have taken time to show both sides of the Ricci box so everyone could be confident that everything being pushed was halal.

We only ever get this side of the box though.

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Back to the CCTV, where 99.999% is being kept from us.

Why the need for the heavy crop?

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As it has now been confirmed that all the cameras were all working there should be no shortage of evidence of what went on that Sunday.

Curious that the civpop being able to actually see the evidence all depends on there being a court-case sometime in the future.

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So, one more time...for the benefit of those at the back..

Where is the evidence?
 
Poisoning of Napoleon is an allegation and this research is no more than an attempt to whitewhash potential poisoners.
As were many people at that time. The green colouring in wallpaper was arsenic based. So, more an act of omission rather than malice. That particular problem of lack of knowledge of the toxic effects of substances plagued Europe throughout the late eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.

Not quite the same as spraying an organophosphate agent with malice and intent to kill.

Try again.

Edit to say, just seen scaliebacks post. The point still stands though
However, the British used CW on Russian soil during Russian civil war then they supported the White Rose.
The British used shells with poison against the Red army.
 
Fair enough. I apollogise for cnut.

I should obviously have used cnuts plural.
Sir, I'm very sorry. I would like to bring my sincere apologies because primitive expressions that I have used were insulting for great English language that is rich for means to express different shades of any sort of feelings in the most beautiful and understandable way.
You cun't imagine how your obedient servant is delighted by your kind post.
 
No. Unfortunately not.
You can download it for free as PDF here:

http://fan.lib.ru/img/e/eskov/last_ringbearer_engl/last_ring_bearer.pdf
In other formats here:

Еськов Кирилл - The Last Ringbearer, скачать бесплатно книгу в формате fb2, doc, rtf, html, txt

Tolkien wrote the Lord of the Rings in an attempt to create an English mythos . To give an example, he always thought of Sam Gamgee as the personification of the English squaddy. Loyal, indefatigable and so on. Anything to do with poisoning others was frankly a bit unBritish and to be avoided.

Sam would loosely describe anyone who poisoned others as twats, I think, whether an agent of Mordor or not.
Yes, I know about demonstrative British "toxicophobia", and Kirill do. In fact he is rather Anglophylic, and his "good" Mordor have many common elements with the Old UK - it is Constitutional Monarchy, it depend from the foods import, it have seriouse geographical barriers between them and their enemies, they were called as Worlds Smithy, and they (in the difference with West Coalition) didn't use poisoned weapon.
But I tend to think, that demonstrative British toxocophobia is just another element of traditional British hypocrisy.
For example, in the rather self-ironical (on the second or third layer of truth, but you never can be sure with the post-modernistic style) Septic TV-Show "Once upon a time", loyal Leitenant of a Royal Fleet Killian, became deserter, traitor and pirate Hook, because their ship was ordered to go at Neverland Island, to find and bring the super-poisonus plant, to win the war against a strong enemy. Crew, lead by the leitenant, refused to take part in the "war crime", and later we heard nothing about his Kingdom - highly likely it was pillaged and fully demolished, and its population was genocided.
And what would your choice in this situation - to find and deliver to your government a super-poison, that will kill millions (or even billions), or allow to enemy win the war, pillage, demolish and genocide your country?
 
You can download it for free as PDF here:

http://fan.lib.ru/img/e/eskov/last_ringbearer_engl/last_ring_bearer.pdf
In other formats here:

Еськов Кирилл - The Last Ringbearer, скачать бесплатно книгу в формате fb2, doc, rtf, html, txt

Yes, I know about demonstrative British "toxicophobia", and Kirill do. In fact he is rather Anglophylic, and his "good" Mordor have many common elements with the Old UK - it is Constitutional Monarchy, it depend from the foods import, it have seriouse geographical barriers between them and their enemies, they were called as Worlds Smithy, and they (in the difference with West Coalition) didn't use poisoned weapon.
But I tend to think, that demonstrative British toxocophobia is just another element of traditional British hypocrisy.
For example, in the rather self-ironical (on the second or third layer of truth, but you never can be sure with the post-modernistic style) Septic TV-Show "Once upon a time", loyal Leitenant of a Royal Fleet Killian, became deserter, traitor and pirate Hook, because their ship was ordered to go at Neverland Island, to find and bring the super-poisonus plant, to win the war against a strong enemy. Crew, lead by the leitenant, refused to take part in the "war crime", and later we heard nothing about his Kingdom - highly likely it was pillaged and fully demolished, and its population was genocided.
And what would your choice in this situation - to find and deliver to your government a super-poison, that will kill millions (or even billions), or allow to enemy win the war, pillage, demolish and genocide your country?

Your specialist subject is fiction (and rape, let's not forget you're a rapist....)
 

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