Russian government looks to buy golden bed

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by KGB_resident, Aug 19, 2009.

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    Moron Putin and his little puppet so called 'president' Medvedev have not commented it yet.

    Ironically the department that initiated the purchase was created to fight namely with criminal activity in economical sphere. Of course it is impossible without so expensive furniture. I wonder what furniture mr.Browns has in DS10?

    As for the British MPs, these honest, hardworking servants of the people then they would not even dare to buy such furniture for taxpayers money.
  2. We threw out all our gilded mistress supports in an excess of puritanical zeal in the 17th Century rather than waiting for the 20th. Ergo, we've had far longer to replace them.
  3. Wonder if some gilded handcuffs are being made to match the bed? Anyway... hope the public backlash against this irresponsible spending causes the end of a few political careers.

    Hmm... waitaminute, what if the bed is actually a recreation to grace a historical site?
  4. It is furniture for a guest house that now is being built in picturesques part of Moscow, near a river. Reportedly it is intended for high ranked foreign guests.
  5. Sounds like an upmarket government knocking shop to me, Golden Bed indeed, 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
  6. Hello little girl/boy, would you like to see the Golden Rivet? :twisted:
  7. Is the bed next to the Golden Shower?
  8. The Ruskis always knew how to spend alot of money on outlandishly decorative stuff, it'll probably be massive aswell, they stuffer deeply from gigantomania.