Russian Bride Wedding Dress

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wibble88, Dec 3, 2009.

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  2. So that's how the bride smuggled the melons into the reception :p
  3. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Leaves the Groom's father somewhere to park his bike.
  4. Whatever did the groom see in the bride in the first place 8O
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  6. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    They'd all get it but then again I operate on the basis that any hole is a goal.
  7. You mean the guy in the white dress in the last photie as well you perv :D
  8. The one with the single rose-snort!
  9. The Russian wedding - I'd love to see the cake.
  10. Like the ad at the bottom of the page-'Russian Love Match' my arse. How about 'Dupe Some Desperate Westerner Into Marriage And Suck Your Way To A Visa'
  11. So,erm. Just to check the deal. I get unlimited blow jobs and all I have to do is marry her? Surely that would put me ahead of most blokes. From what I hear wedding cake puts women off the taste of c0ck normally.
  12. Not forgetting this hero!

  13. Now THAT is taking one for the team.
  14. She'd only put out until the visa/residency/citizenship/whatever came through, then she'd be gone in a flash. Mind you, at the speed most bureaucracies work, you'd be on to a good deal.
  15. Spetznaz-boy looks as though he's just realised what married life has in store for him. At least she looks gunuinely happy.