Russia will accept Global Warming refugees

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  1. Russia today announced that in line with fulfilling its responsibilities as one of the Nations whose industrialization contributed to Global warming;

    'Russia will welcome all refugees rendered homeless or poverty stricken by this ongoing Global disaster. As we have the largest landmass in the World, which will not be adversely effected by Global warming, and which is sparsely populated, it is our Human duty to grant shelter to the less fortunate Nations of the Earth.'







    :lol:
     
  2. I suspect that there is a little mistake. Actually Canadian government allegedly made this noble proposition. Also Alaska is a very attractive place for future climate migrants. There is an interesting variant: USA returns Alaska to Russia (for $70mln with %%) and Russia would invite the migrants to Alaska. In this case the Americans would return their money with a good profit and the poor around the World would be saved.
     

  3. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    You really messed up with Alaska.

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
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  6. Do you mean that Russia won't accept Global Warming refugees Sergey?
     
  7. There are places in Russia where you would not find even one human being for hundreds miles. For example nothern part of Taymyr peninsula is absolutely inhabited. During long and severe winter temperaures -40 and lower are not something special. Summer in this wild place is short not warm at all. Maybe during Global warming this place would have winter temperatures -30...-35 but I doubt that climate refugees would agree to settle there. They would seek places where the Russians live now. Moscow is very attractive for the refugees - there is a lot of work in the city. But Russian capital is overcowded by refugees even now.
     
  8. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Never stopped the various Soviet governments shipping people off to the Gulags in those area's did it
     
  9. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Can't we deliberately warm up the planet till these areas become more habitable? Turn school run mums in chelsea tractors into saints instead of sinners?