Russia plans first men on Mars

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by KGB_resident, Jul 3, 2005.

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  1. Nope, but I can think of a long list of people I'd be happy to send. One way ticket, is it? :D
  2. Do you mean that highly esteemed mr.Bush and Rt.hon.learned mr.Blair are really Martians?
  3. Wouldn't do it for less than 50 grand!
  4. I would quite happily do it, as long as
    a) i wouldnt have to pay tax's again ever
    b) I could take a really fit bird in there who doesnt nag
    c) they pay lots
  5. While they are at it, can they build a rocket big enough to hold the chav population of the UK, so it can be aimed at the Sun?

    If you paint it burberry check and stick an outsize chrome exhaust on the back, and put the word about that there is a chance to be in "the Sun" then they will be queues of white trainers longer than on giro day!
  6. i would be up for it, as long as i am paid and its tax free,
  7. I'd be well up for it!!
    On ONE condition
    I get to choose my teamates